[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I had to let one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.



*Editted cause I type like shit*

[suzy]

That is funny. I have a pitbull, she is just over a year old.

[minorthreat]

I had tolet one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she
opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.

Rack!

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

That is funny. I have a pitbull, she is just over a year old.

I have two. One is a mix. Both are just over a year or there abouts. I cant fucking remember.

[suzy]

I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.

Thats nice.

[minorthreat]

I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.

I got a snake man.

[suzy]

I doubt its 7foot though. I had a 6.5 foot red tail boa. I got her when she was about 6inches long. I hated getting rid of her but when my 4 year old had nightmares about her eating rats and stuff she had to go.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I doubt its 7foot though. I had a 6.5 foot red tail boa. I got her when she was about 6inches long. I hated getting rid of her but when my 4 year old had nightmares about her eating rats and stuff she had to go.

Your 4 year old sounds like a fucking pussy.

[suzy]

So do you.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

So do you.

Excellent retort. Shall we move on to "I know you are but what am I"?

[suzy]

No but you can go fuck yourself now I am sure its the most action you will see for along time.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

No but you can go fuck yourself now I am sure its the most action you will see for along time.

Yeah I already admitted to that in the "Lies" thread. Thanks for transposing it over here as well. I appreciate the publicity.


So we have a "nuh uh, you are" and a GFY retort now.....Whats next? Something about my mother? Or perhaps the size of my penis?

[leucetios]

Yeah I already admitted to that in the "Lies" thread. Thanks for transposing it over here as well. I appreciate the publicity.


So we have a "nuh uh, you are" and a GFY retort now.....Whats next? Something about my mother? Or perhaps the size of my penis?

I got this one: *ahem* Your mother thinks your penis is small.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I got this one: *ahem* Your mother thinks your penis is small.

Im sure suzy is thankful.

[SporK]

Hey moron,

This might be funnier if the pussy yelling at you over the phone knew what "BODE" was. I'm you've got the approval of the e-thugs here, but in the real world you just looked like a fucking idiot.

-Spork

[Ntype]

I had to let one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.



*Editted cause I type like shit*

there should be some kind of new warning before you open an account there "warning IT got an influence on you (bad) most of the times"

[Raiden]

Pit Bulls are the greatest dogs ever.
It's a bummer when they're owned by white trash pieces of shit.