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Corn - Jdub - 07-30-2005

is not the only food that does not digest well. Last night I was sitting in the Lay-Z-Boy chillin' & checking out some tv. I kinda got a little hungry, so I opened the fridge & saw a jar of pickles. I was starving, so I proceeded to eat 5 of them. Well, today comes around without much fanfare, when all of a sudden I feel a massive shit of epic proportions coming on. I run upstairs so the wife doesn't hear my ass explode like fucking Hiroshima. When all is said and done, I grab the toilet paper and wipe my ass. i felt something kinda solid, so I pulled it out, and there was a chunk of a pickle.

End of story

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Corn - Ntype - 07-30-2005

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Corn - Swits - 07-31-2005

Rack!

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Corn - Jdub - 07-31-2005

And did I mention my stool was a green color. Last time that happened was when I drank green milk. (When The Hulk was popular last year, Nestle' made that green powder!)

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Corn - Paddy - 07-31-2005

Having the missus hear your bodily functions keeps a relationship real.

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Corn - Jdub - 08-04-2005

This thread had a lot of potential, so I'm bumping it for you fuckers to try again

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Corn - Bill - 08-04-2005

You should chew the pickle not deep throat it and swallow it whole....

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Corn - Shadrach - 08-04-2005

Your digestive system is inadequete. I would be concerned.

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Corn - Jdub - 09-08-2005

We had pizza last night, black olives do the same thing.

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Corn - Shadrach - 09-08-2005

Jdub Wrote:We had pizza last night, black olives do the same thing.

Chew buddy, Chew!

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Corn - leucetios - 09-08-2005

Jdub Wrote:is not the only food that does not digest well. Last night I was sitting in the Lay-Z-Boy chillin' & checking out some tv. I kinda got a little hungry, so I opened the fridge & saw a jar of pickles. I was starving, so I proceeded to eat 5 of them. Well, today comes around without much fanfare, when all of a sudden I feel a massive shit of epic proportions coming on. I run upstairs so the wife doesn't hear my ass explode like fucking Hiroshima. When all is said and done, I grab the toilet paper and wipe my ass. i felt something kinda solid, so I pulled it out, and there was a chunk of a pickle.

End of story

Did you eat it again? See if maybe you could digest it on the second try?

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