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is not the only food that does not digest well. Last night I was sitting in the Lay-Z-Boy chillin' & checking out some tv. I kinda got a little hungry, so I opened the fridge & saw a jar of pickles. I was starving, so I proceeded to eat 5 of them. Well, today comes around without much fanfare, when all of a sudden I feel a massive shit of epic proportions coming on. I run upstairs so the wife doesn't hear my ass explode like fucking Hiroshima. When all is said and done, I grab the toilet paper and wipe my ass. i felt something kinda solid, so I pulled it out, and there was a chunk of a pickle.
End of story
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And did I mention my stool was a green color. Last time that happened was when I drank green milk. (When The Hulk was popular last year, Nestle' made that green powder!)
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Having the missus hear your bodily functions keeps a relationship real.
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This thread had a lot of potential, so I'm bumping it for you fuckers to try again
You should chew the pickle not deep throat it and swallow it whole....
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Your digestive system is inadequete. I would be concerned.
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We had pizza last night, black olives do the same thing.
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