Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1

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Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-07-2005

If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".

So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Blondie - 08-07-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".

So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

Thank you. :wub:

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - snarg - 08-07-2005

thanks, martha

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Blueeyedwoman - 08-07-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".

So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

And a S-P-O-R-K?

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-07-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:And a S-P-O-R-K?

A spork should be used to scratch internal hemorrhoids.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - what? - 03-27-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:A spork should be used to scratch internal hemorrhoids.

flumper wants spork in his ass. you heard it here

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - BIRD33 - 03-27-2007

2 years to cultivate that line?

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - what? - 03-27-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:2 years to cultivate that line?

worth it?

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - BIRD33 - 03-27-2007

what? Wrote:worth it?

No.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Paddy - 03-27-2007

Anhil8tor has what?'s password again.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - what? - 03-27-2007

Paddy Wrote:Anhil8tor has what?'s password again.

ouch ><

8, please delete these posts and debump the thread

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-27-2007

Flump is $$$

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - BIRD33 - 03-27-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Flump is $$$

Do you do anything here besides type this phrase over and over again?SRO.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Paddy - 03-27-2007

Most Americans don't know how to use a knife and fork properly.

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-27-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:Do you do anything here besides type this phrase over and over again?SRO.

Of course.

PS Flump is $$$

Flumper's Lesson in Manners #1 - Vitamin E - 03-27-2007

It's rules like this that make drive thrus a dating staple for Vit E.

Plus when I tell her she owes me sex, and she says...'you only took me to the drive thru'... I can just smile and everybody knows what I think her whapper is worth.