[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".

So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

[Blondie]

If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".

So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

Thank you. :wub:

[snarg]

thanks, martha

[Blueeyedwoman]

If any of you rumpfuckers ever accidentally end up at a sit down dinner or just need to know the etiquette for how a table is set up, let me give you a few pointers.

There is nothing worse than sitting at a table of 8 or 10 and not knowing which glass of water or plate of toast is yours. Here's Flumpers simple guide to remembering:

If an object has four letters (ie. "L-E-F-T" has four letters) then it goes on the LEFT side of the plate. That would be "F-O-R-K" and "F-O-O-D".

If it has five letters (ie. "R-I-G-H-T" has five letters) then it goes on the RIGHT side of the plate. That would be "K-N-I-F-E" and "S-P-O-O-N" and "D-R-I-N-K".




So, the plate of toast is FOOD so it is to your LEFT. The water is a DRINK so it is to your RIGHT.

And a S-P-O-R-K?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

And a S-P-O-R-K?

A spork should be used to scratch internal hemorrhoids.

[what?]

A spork should be used to scratch internal hemorrhoids.

flumper wants spork in his ass. you heard it here

[BIRD33]

2 years to cultivate that line?

[what?]

2 years to cultivate that line?

worth it?

[BIRD33]

worth it?

No.

[Paddy]

Anhil8tor has what?'s password again.

[what?]

Anhil8tor has what?'s password again.

ouch ><


8, please delete these posts and debump the thread

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Flump is $$$

[BIRD33]

Flump is $$$

Do you do anything here besides type this phrase over and over again?SRO.

[Paddy]

Most Americans don't know how to use a knife and fork properly.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Do you do anything here besides type this phrase over and over again?SRO.

Of course.



PS Flump is $$$

[Vitamin E]

It's rules like this that make drive thrus a dating staple for Vit E.

Plus when I tell her she owes me sex, and she says...'you only took me to the drive thru'... I can just smile and everybody knows what I think her whapper is worth.