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Hey Uncle Tommy - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Its lunch time and I wanna take a nap. Will you read me a story?

Hey Uncle Tommy - TomFoolery - 08-17-2005

OK. Are you all tucked in?

Hey Uncle Tommy - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:OK. Are you all tucked in?

Yessir...all snuggled in.

Hey Uncle Tommy - TomFoolery - 08-17-2005

OK. Heeeere we go.





Once upon a time in South Philly
there lived a stupid fag named BIRD33.
Behind Geno’s the doods all stood
to get their cocks sucked, cuz they heard he was good.
There was this one guy who got some head
As he nutted in BIRD’s eye, this is what he said:
“Listen here, BIRD, you’re gonna make some cash,
Lettin’ tons of doods put their cocks in your ass.”

He took the cock, and money came with ease.
But BIRD couldn’t stop, it’s like he had a disease.
He took another and another, from some white dudes and some brothas,
tried to fuck a man who was a D.T. undercover.
The cop didn’t want ass and gave BIRD some static,
And dood got upset and started acting erratic.
Punched him in the belly and chased him down the block
Yelling at the cop, “Hey, give me the cock!”
The cop pulled out a gun, he said, “Why’d you hit me?”
BIRD33 said, “I wanted you to dent my kidney.”

The cop got scared, and BIRD starts to figure
“Damn, my ass could really use a finger.”
So BIRD cold dashed and ran around the block,
the cop didn’t know he was just looking for cock.
Met this random guy who pumped his ass good and filled him,
then made his way to an abandoned building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Clay, the cock fiend, smoking weed
BIRD thinks to himself, “His dick my ass needs.”
He said, “I need semen! Hurry up, son!”
So Clay taps his ass and BIRD thinks it’s fun.

His ass took more cock than a hole used for glory
And this is the way I have to end this story.
He was only twenty-six, chasing after the dicks
It’s really too bad he had no interest in chicks.
This ain’t funny, so don’t you dare laugh;
Just another case about the wrong path.

Straight and narrow or there’s dick in your ass.



Good night!

Hey Uncle Tommy - cLaY - 08-17-2005

arKIVE!

Hey Uncle Tommy - Odysseus - 08-17-2005

Rack!!!!!

Hey Uncle Tommy - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Pure $$$$. Thanks Uncle Tommy.

Hey Uncle Tommy - Banana - 08-17-2005

Post of the day. Fuck, year.

Hey Uncle Tommy - BIRD33 - 08-17-2005

Its always BIRD33 day in Tomfoolerys world.

Hey Uncle Tommy - TomFoolery - 08-17-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Its always BIRD33 day in Tomfoolerys world.

Knock 'em out the box, Tom. Knock 'em out Tom.

Hey Uncle Tommy - BIRD33 - 08-17-2005

Yea your killing me with your ability to rhyme the words cock and ass.

Hey Uncle Tommy - Bill - 08-17-2005

:lool:

HOF!

Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-17-2005

Rack the Slick Rick reset!

Hey Uncle Tommy - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Rack the Slick Rick reset!

Bout fucking time.

Hey Uncle Tommy - cLaY - 08-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Bout fucking time.

it was pretty obvious, who really needed to point it out...

Hey Uncle Tommy - VitaminE - 08-18-2005

4 chodes

Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Bout fucking time.


Bout time for what? That I bring my epochness to this shit thread? Yes, I agree.

Hey Uncle Tommy - hoax - 08-18-2005

Quote:The cop pulled out a gun, he said, “Why’d you hit me?”
BIRD33 said, “I wanted you to dent my kidney.”

:lool:

Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

hoax Wrote::lool:


I too laughed!

Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Rack the Slick Rick reset!



Sin,


Doug E. Fresh

fixed