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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

on the head of my penis....the strange part is It wasn't there last night and I didn't jack it before going to bed, but it was damn sure there this morning....

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

Now I know why your wifey wouldn't have sex with you lastnight - eww!

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:Now I know why your wifey wouldn't have sex with you lastnight - eww!

it wasn't there last night....I'm thinking I was abducted by aliens last night...

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I have a rub burn...... - cLaY - 09-07-2005

i had one after my 24 hour spank-a-thon during the Jerry Lewis telethon. something about chicks in motorized wheelchairs gets my crank flowing.

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

Bill Wrote:it wasn't there last night....I'm thinking I was abducted by aliens last night...

I think your ass would be hurting then.

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:I think your ass would be hurting then.

them aliens arn't that stupid, they know a good thing when they see it.

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

so they would rather give you a handjob instead of fuck your ass?
I think not.

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:so they would rather give you a handjob instead of fuck your ass?
I think not.

maybe they took some skin and dna to grow their own penises.....Imagin a whole field of penis out there is space somewhere.

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

and they chose yours because it's as big as john holmes?

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I have a rub burn...... - VitaminE - 09-07-2005

cLaY Wrote:i had one after my 24 hour spank-a-thon during the Jerry Lewis telethon. something about chicks in motorized wheelchairs gets my crank flowing.

RACK!

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:and they chose yours because it's as big as john holmes?

na his was aids infeasted.

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

Bill Wrote:na his was aids infeasted.

okay I laughed.

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:okay I laughed.

tis true.....dood died of aids....hell even aliens is afraid of that damn aids stuff....plus the only ubduct us redneck folks who live in the middle of no where.

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

Okay, why did they take you then?

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I have a rub burn...... - Bill - 09-07-2005

suzy Wrote:Okay, why did they take you then?

beats me...

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I have a rub burn...... - suzy - 09-07-2005

:Zipit:

Bill Wrote:beats me...

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