[Bill]

on the head of my penis....the strange part is It wasn't there last night and I didn't jack it before going to bed, but it was damn sure there this morning....

[suzy]

Now I know why your wifey wouldn't have sex with you lastnight - eww!

[Bill]

Now I know why your wifey wouldn't have sex with you lastnight - eww!

it wasn't there last night....I'm thinking I was abducted by aliens last night...

[cLaY]

i had one after my 24 hour spank-a-thon during the Jerry Lewis telethon. something about chicks in motorized wheelchairs gets my crank flowing.

[suzy]

it wasn't there last night....I'm thinking I was abducted by aliens last night...

I think your ass would be hurting then.

[Bill]

I think your ass would be hurting then.

them aliens arn't that stupid, they know a good thing when they see it.

[suzy]

so they would rather give you a handjob instead of fuck your ass?
I think not.

[Bill]

so they would rather give you a handjob instead of fuck your ass?
I think not.

maybe they took some skin and dna to grow their own penises.....Imagin a whole field of penis out there is space somewhere.

[suzy]

and they chose yours because it's as big as john holmes?

[VitaminE]

i had one after my 24 hour spank-a-thon during the Jerry Lewis telethon. something about chicks in motorized wheelchairs gets my crank flowing.

RACK!

[Bill]

and they chose yours because it's as big as john holmes?

na his was aids infeasted.

[suzy]

na his was aids infeasted.

okay I laughed.

[Bill]

okay I laughed.

tis true.....dood died of aids....hell even aliens is afraid of that damn aids stuff....plus the only ubduct us redneck folks who live in the middle of no where.

[suzy]

Okay, why did they take you then?

[Bill]

Okay, why did they take you then?

beats me...

[suzy]

:Zipit:

beats me...