I'm the biggest retard in the universe

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I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

Pulled into the parking lot after grabbing some lunch and parked. I dropped my keys as standing outside of my truck. As I'm reaching down to pick them up I start to close the door at the same time. The door slams me right in the nose and instantly starts bleeding. I go into the bathroom to clean up, get all the blood washed off and notice my nose is swollen double its normal size and my left eye is starting to turn purple. Ball and chain is NOT going to be happy.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - Michman - 09-15-2005

the wedding pics will look like the soon to be spouser beat the shit outta our boy.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - SanDog - 09-15-2005

We need photos of this, pronto.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

no camera...maybe this evening when i get home and she gives me another balck eye.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - SanDog - 09-15-2005

cLaY Wrote:no camera...maybe this evening when i get home and she gives me another balck eye.

Should complement your blue balls nicely. Ask her if you can borrow them for a compare/contrast photo.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-15-2005

[Image: broken_nose.jpg]

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - Anhil8tor - 09-15-2005

picture?

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - leucetios - 09-15-2005

:loool: smooth move slick Smile

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

my eye looks like that second pic flumper posted...and the bridge of my nose is swollen

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

great day for a troll job... :roll:

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - leucetios - 09-15-2005

someone should totally register a troll

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - Blueeyedwoman - 09-15-2005

The thread title combined with the thread topic has given me my smile for the day.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

cLaY Wrote:great day for a troll job... :roll:

:roll:

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - suzy - 09-15-2005

Job well done.

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - CT280 - 09-15-2005

any chance this "mishap" pushes the wedding to a TBD status?

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - cLaY - 09-15-2005

i give up on you idiots

I'm the biggest retard in the universe - leucetios - 09-15-2005

cLaY Wrote:i give up on you idiots

post pics before you give up, please Ty.