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Pulled into the parking lot after grabbing some lunch and parked. I dropped my keys as standing outside of my truck. As I'm reaching down to pick them up I start to close the door at the same time. The door slams me right in the nose and instantly starts bleeding. I go into the bathroom to clean up, get all the blood washed off and notice my nose is swollen double its normal size and my left eye is starting to turn purple. Ball and chain is NOT going to be happy.
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the wedding pics will look like the soon to be spouser beat the shit outta our boy.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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We need photos of this, pronto.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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no camera...maybe this evening when i get home and she gives me another balck eye.
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cLaY Wrote:no camera...maybe this evening when i get home and she gives me another balck eye.
Should complement your blue balls nicely. Ask her if you can borrow them for a compare/contrast photo.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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my eye looks like that second pic flumper posted...and the bridge of my nose is swollen
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great day for a troll job... :roll:
someone should totally register a troll
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The thread title combined with the thread topic has given me my smile for the day.
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any chance this "mishap" pushes the wedding to a TBD status?
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