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Pile on the Vikings in here - cLaY - 10-18-2005
Mike Tice's House was Egged
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg"
Mike Tice's house last night.
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr.
Tice's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back
door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the
individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering
Daunte Culpepper as the primary suspect.
Pile on the Vikings in here - cLaY - 10-18-2005
Q. Why do the Vikings Play in the Dome?
A. Because God doesn't want to see them
Pile on the Vikings in here - cLaY - 10-18-2005
Q. What's the difference between the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"
Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Pile on the Vikings in here - cLaY - 10-18-2005
AP NEWSWIRE OCTOBER 29, 2001 Minnesota Viking football practice was delayed for two hours today. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Tice immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Pile on the Vikings in here - BIRD33 - 10-18-2005
I heard culpepper was on the boat.Is that true?Isnt he religious or something?
Pile on the Vikings in here - Anhil8tor - 10-18-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:I heard culpepper was on the boat.Is that true?Isnt he religious or something?
C-pep said he was on the good boat..
He repeated it enough times so his momma would hear.
On another note.. can you imagine being one of the guys on the boat.. heading home from practice and they announce that you were on the bad boat. Imagine how that conversation goes over with the wife....
Pile on the Vikings in here - cLaY - 10-18-2005
why didn't VitE respond to this thread?
Pile on the Vikings in here - Vitamin E - 10-18-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:Imagine how that conversation goes over with the wife....
Yeah prolly like this...
(wife) Mother fukker I want a ring like Kobe's old lady!
(player) Bitch! Shut the fuck up, I've invited OJ over for dinner.
Pile on the Vikings in here - BIRD33 - 10-18-2005
Good thing they got rid of moss.Whats the stadium situation?Are they building a new one?
Pile on the Vikings in here - Vitamin E - 10-18-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:Good thing they got rid of moss.Whats the stadium situation?Are they building a new one?
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Pile on the Vikings in here - BIRD33 - 10-18-2005
Vitamin E Wrote:Thread title Pile on the Vikings in here
I repeat, good thing they got rid of moss.Answer the question.
Pile on the Vikings in here - jar025 - 10-18-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:Good thing they got rid of moss.Whats the stadium situation?Are they building a new one?
I heard this morning that this whole boat mess may of cost them the new staduim. The puplic no longer wants to pay for it.
Pile on the Vikings in here - Anhil8tor - 10-18-2005
jar025 Wrote:I heard this morning that this whole boat mess may of cost them the new staduim. The puplic no longer wants to pay for it.
Thats pretty much the reason Wiggy has taken such a hard stance. He will be cutting the players involved, fireing tice,a nd heads will roll.
Pile on the Vikings in here - leeman - 01-22-2008
This could use a :bump:
Pile on the Vikings in here - Vitamin E - 01-22-2008
Grrrrrr!
Pile on the Vikings in here - Sassy - 01-22-2008
Vitamin E Wrote:Grrrrrr!Is that a sign?
Pile on the Vikings in here - Anhil8tor - 01-22-2008
Sassy Wrote:Is that a sign?
yes indeed!