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Mike Tice's House was Egged
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg"
Mike Tice's house last night.
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr.
Tice's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back
door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the
individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering
Daunte Culpepper as the primary suspect.
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Q. Why do the Vikings Play in the Dome?
A. Because God doesn't want to see them
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Q. What's the difference between the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"
Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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AP NEWSWIRE OCTOBER 29, 2001 Minnesota Viking football practice was delayed for two hours today. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Tice immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
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I heard culpepper was on the boat.Is that true?Isnt he religious or something?
See You In Toledo
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why didn't VitE respond to this thread?
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Good thing they got rid of moss.Whats the stadium situation?Are they building a new one?
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This could use a :bump:
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Vitamin E Wrote:Grrrrrr!
Is that a sign?
Who said I had to make sense ?
