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Are You Interested - Air Traffic Controller - 03-13-2006

In a career in the air traffic field? There may be openings.

You must be a clear communicator. The ability to stay calm under pressure is important. While pilots might have the most glamorous job in the sky, where would they be without the fine men and women who guide them to safety?

They'd fall like stones.

So ... do you have the stones to join the ranks of ATC's? The job's not for pussys and lightweights. If you can't hack it, don't try.

Are You Interested - quint - 03-13-2006

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picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue

Are You Interested - Air Traffic Controller - 03-13-2006

Your application will be denied, fella. You think it's funny business managing air traffic that no simple stoplight can handle? We sit above the tarmac, moron. Keep flipping those burgers, though.

Are You Interested - Jimmy - 03-13-2006

I would like to apply.

Are You Interested - SanDog - 03-13-2006

Do I get to fuck Angelina Jolie?

Are You Interested - Anhil8tor - 03-13-2006

My wifes uncle does this for a living...

Great pay and you retire young.

Are You Interested - Air Traffic Controller - 03-13-2006

Jimmy Wrote:I would like to apply.

Good man. You'll need four years of college, three years of full time work experience, or a combination of work experience and college. Next you'll need to enroll in an FAA approved program for a series of tests.

Now if you are homosexual we don't want your kind, understand? There's no room in the tower for your kind.

Are You Interested - Air Traffic Controller - 03-13-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:My wifes uncle does this for a living...

Great pay and you retire young.

I know your wife's uncle. Good man. He makes $100,430.00 annually. Ask for a loan.

Are You Interested - Jimmy - 03-13-2006

I'd like to "learn on the job".