[Air Traffic Controller]

In a career in the air traffic field? There may be openings.

You must be a clear communicator. The ability to stay calm under pressure is important. While pilots might have the most glamorous job in the sky, where would they be without the fine men and women who guide them to safety?

They'd fall like stones.

So ... do you have the stones to join the ranks of ATC's? The job's not for pussys and lightweights. If you can't hack it, don't try.

[quint]

picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue

[Air Traffic Controller]

Your application will be denied, fella. You think it's funny business managing air traffic that no simple stoplight can handle? We sit above the tarmac, moron. Keep flipping those burgers, though.

[Jimmy]

I would like to apply.

[SanDog]

Do I get to fuck Angelina Jolie?

[Anhil8tor]

My wifes uncle does this for a living...

Great pay and you retire young.

[Air Traffic Controller]

I would like to apply.

Good man. You'll need four years of college, three years of full time work experience, or a combination of work experience and college. Next you'll need to enroll in an FAA approved program for a series of tests.

Now if you are homosexual we don't want your kind, understand? There's no room in the tower for your kind.

[Air Traffic Controller]

My wifes uncle does this for a living...

Great pay and you retire young.

I know your wife's uncle. Good man. He makes $100,430.00 annually. Ask for a loan.

[Jimmy]

I'd like to "learn on the job".