I slept on the couch last night.

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I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

I really am gonna get rid of my navi, so I set some criteeria and sent Mrs Bill out to pick 3 different cars she likes. It must a) yet at least 30 mpg b)seating for 5 c) be under 20 grand so I can swallow the 11gs I'm eatting from the navi.

First car. - Mitsubishi Galant I was actually suprised cause it wasn't the same car I remember from a few years ago. anyway, I got a hell of an offer on one of their demo's. Long story short. Mrs bill got upset cause it didn't have leather. I told her if it was that fucking important she needed to hitch her wagon to a dood with more $.

I slept on the couch.

I slept on the couch last night. - leeman - 04-26-2006

You might as well change your postalcode to the couch ...

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

leeman Wrote:You might as well change your postalcode to the couch ...

word. she's looking at more today without me.

I slept on the couch last night. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:word. she's looking at more today without me.

Fuck that man. Rock the fucking bed. If she doesnt want to be around you she can sleep on the couch.

Dont get me wrong, if I fuck up, Ill take the couch. But you just said it like it is. She was in the wrong dawg.

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Fuck that man. Rock the fucking bed. If she doesnt want to be around you she can sleep on the couch.

Dont get me wrong, if I fuck up, Ill take the couch. But you just said it like it is. She was in the wrong dawg.

You know alot of what I spout is just exagerated shit. but this is the 100% real deal. I was so fucking disgusted by her last night I didn't even want to be around her. I'd cut off my fucking nuts with a rusty hacksaw if it ment my family would be better off and here she is literally crying over a car not having leather seats. I've spoiled her too much and it's a problem of my own making I guess. I should just give the cunt my beat up old rodeo with 110 thousand miles and get myself a new fucking car.

I slept on the couch last night. - ntype - 04-26-2006

start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

ntype Wrote:start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything

What do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes? Nothing you done had to tell the bitch twice.

I slept on the couch last night. - what? - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:You know alot of what I spout is just exagerated shit. but this is the 100% real deal. I was so fucking disgusted by her last night I didn't even want to be around her. I'd cut off my fucking nuts with a rusty hacksaw if it ment my family would be better off and here she is literally crying over a car not having leather seats. I've spoiled her too much and it's a problem of my own making I guess. I should just give the cunt my beat up old rodeo with 110 thousand miles and get myself a new fucking car.

go ahead and give her that spiffy new ring you've been saving. that should smooth things over

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

what? Wrote:go ahead and give her that spiffy new ring you've been saving. that should smooth things over

Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.

I slept on the couch last night. - minorthreat - 04-26-2006

ntype Wrote:start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything

Holy shit! Rack.

I slept on the couch last night. - Anhil8tor - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.

*cough .. bullshit.. cough*

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:*cough .. bullshit.. cough*

I'll send you the recipt.

I slept on the couch last night. - Anhil8tor - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:I'll send you the recipt.

yeah ok...

have a good time on your trip next week. hopefully she'll let your nuts out of that vise for it.

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:yeah ok...

have a good time on your trip next week. hopefully she'll let your nuts out of that vise for it.

Thanks for your support Mr. Cleaver.

I slept on the couch last night. - BIRD33 - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.

Total bullshit.You don't have the balls.

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:Total bullshit.You don't have the balls.

I slept on the couch last night. - Anhil8tor - 04-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:Thanks for your support Mr. Cleaver.

no problem..

Does your psychiatrist know my name?

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:no problem..

Does your psychiatrist know my name?

Yes.
And he thinks your an idiot too.

I slept on the couch last night. - PurpleHaze - 04-26-2006

Does Mrs. Bill have a job, Bill?

I slept on the couch last night. - Bill - 04-26-2006

PurpleHaze Wrote:Does Mrs. Bill have a job, Bill?

Yes.