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Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Vitamin E - 07-11-2006

So, there's this chubby bald dude with his pig wife at the hardware store last night. He couldn't get the wine fridge out of the cart and to put it in the back of his rusted out broncoII. I was crying! Dude was struggling to lift it, oh I wished I had my camera phone with me. Fat fukker looked like a wookie fukking a pickle barrel. So, I figured I'd lend him a hand. Holy fuck did old boy have some B.O. Homie smelled like Brylcream battered chittlin's. So we get it loaded in his rig and he starts looking of something to tie the back door down. Well he's got nothing, so he takes off his NASCAR sleeveless T-shirt and ties it to the door then slipps the trailer hitch thru an arm hole. I SHIT YOU NOT!

RACK the fucktards on Minnesota. I'm proud as fuck to be here.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Anhil8tor - 07-11-2006

You'd think with how much you dropped on that phone you could summon it like a jedi and his light saber.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - BIRD33 - 07-11-2006

Is a wine fridge a mini fridge or something different?

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Vitamin E - 07-11-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:You'd think with how much you dropped on that phone you could summon it like a jedi and his light saber.

It must suck for you to see the word 'Wookie' and immediately turn into one of those Star Trek convension fags.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Anhil8tor - 07-11-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:It must suck for you to see the word 'Wookie' and immediately turn into one of those Star Trek convension fags.


I am not a big star trek fan.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Vitamin E - 07-11-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:Is a wine fridge a mini fridge or something different?

Funky shelves that complicate beer storage.

Plus, I thought Boones Farm was a room temp wine.

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Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Bill - 07-11-2006

Those musta been immitation rednecks.
Ain't no rednecks buyin no wine fridge.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Bill - 07-11-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:I am not a big star trek fan.

star wars, star trek, hey what's the difference...

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Anhil8tor - 07-11-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:star wars, star trek, hey what's the difference...

I'm not a fan of any of them.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Bill - 07-11-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:I'm not a fan of any of them.

I remember liking the old versions of starwars as a kid.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Anhil8tor - 07-11-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:I remember liking the old versions of starwars as a kid.

I watched the new 3 when they came out..

I didn't understand them.. I didn't care to try and figure it out either.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Bill - 07-11-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:I watched the new 3 when they came out..

I didn't understand them.. I didn't care to try and figure it out either.

I waited for them to come out on dvd.

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - leeman - 07-11-2006

The only cow in a small Minnesota town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Iowa for $200.

They brought the cow from Iowa and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Iowa?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Iowa?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Iowa."

Redneck couple buying a wine fridge at menards - Vitamin E - 07-11-2006

leeman Wrote:The only cow in a small Minnesota town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Iowa for $200.

They brought the cow from Iowa and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Iowa?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Iowa?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Iowa."



Oh Minorthreat is gonna cry! His Momma's from Iowa.