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So, there's this chubby bald dude with his pig wife at the hardware store last night. He couldn't get the wine fridge out of the cart and to put it in the back of his rusted out broncoII. I was crying! Dude was struggling to lift it, oh I wished I had my camera phone with me. Fat fukker looked like a wookie fukking a pickle barrel. So, I figured I'd lend him a hand. Holy fuck did old boy have some B.O. Homie smelled like Brylcream battered chittlin's. So we get it loaded in his rig and he starts looking of something to tie the back door down. Well he's got nothing, so he takes off his NASCAR sleeveless T-shirt and ties it to the door then slipps the trailer hitch thru an arm hole. I SHIT YOU NOT!
RACK the fucktards on Minnesota. I'm proud as fuck to be here.
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You'd think with how much you dropped on that phone you could summon it like a jedi and his light saber.
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Is a wine fridge a mini fridge or something different?
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Those musta been immitation rednecks.
Ain't no rednecks buyin no wine fridge.
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The only cow in a small Minnesota town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Iowa for $200.
They brought the cow from Iowa and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Iowa?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Iowa?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Iowa."
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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