Hey Oli Dogg! - Printable Version

Hey Oli Dogg! - Printable Version

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Hey Oli Dogg! - Jaymac - 07-31-2006

We should battle! Throw down, keeyad!

Hey Oli Dogg! - Blueeyedwoman - 07-31-2006

uh oh.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 07-31-2006

Jaymac Wrote:We should battle! Throw down, keeyad!

Why? Are you tired of owning the whole Ownster team and need a bit of a challenge to keep you in Smackoff mode? Didn't I bitch slap you once before on UJ, back in the days when you were down with the UJ queens?

Hey Oli Dogg! - Bird34 - 07-31-2006

Jaymac Wrote:We should battle!

Can I do that? We Birds are very vicious as a flock.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Bird35 - 07-31-2006

A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Don't fuck with '33.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 07-31-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:uh oh.

Damn right BEW, shit's about to get ugly in here....

Jaymac did you say-that, you wanna go to war?
With the Dogg who you love, the Dogg you adore?
Before I explore, the way my paw slaps your jaw
And withdraw the rapport that you and I saw beforeâ¦

I cannot ignore, your UJ scam as my fan
Ran the âFree O-Doggâ title protesting my ban
This battle cryâs a sham, your true feelings are clear
I would have shed a tear, if I condoned being a queer

Back up and listen here, Mr Counter-Productive
I considered you an ally, but now youâve gone and fucked-it
Has your brain been abducted? Swapped your mind for the Title?
It was vital to your survival, against an Oli-dogg recital

My flow has gone tidal, Iâm a tsunami â youâre drift-wood
Has âMr. Bigshotâ with-stood, a pre-beating this-good?
To your supporters in this-hood, what have you got to say-to-them?
Before they witness me diss-this, scared shit-less Canadian.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Jaymac - 07-31-2006

Currently:

Oli D - 21
Jay - 0

Hey Oli Dogg! - Raiden - 07-31-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Why? Are you tired of owning the whole Ownster team and need a bit of a challenge to keep you in Smackoff mode? Didn't I bitch slap you once before on UJ, back in the days when you were down with the UJ queens?

The Ownster Network is in ur dome.

'bode.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 08-01-2006

Jaymac Wrote:Currently:

Oli D - 21
Jay - 0

Now stop fooling around. The retards love it when their owners quarrel. Hi Raiden.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Jaymac - 08-01-2006

You know a rap battle is not for the Jaymac,
So it may seem strange that I say that,
I can take Oli Dogg, self-proclaimed rap criminal,
But the rhymes I'm dropping are subliminal.
While you're posting here about the suckers that you own,
I'm right behind you spitting venom in your dome,
So please don't think you can whisper and own me,
Better log out now and go back to being lonely.

To clarify what I said back in the old days of UJ,
Respect was given out between us and was repaid,
That's all still there, nothing else gonna change that,
Jaymac won't lack the courage to say that.
Oli D has got the wrong impression or idea,
That the words and lines I say in here,
Are something to take personal or to heart,
But Jay is here with some knowledge to impart.

Olie Dogg, if you're getting upset, you need to cool it,
Cos everything posted on IT is straight bullshit,
While your sweating the rhymes, I'm just coasting,
I made this thread, to get motherfuckers posting.
Not sure if it worked, the GD is pretty static,
But while Oli fumbles words, Jaymac is charismatic,
Between the two of us we can produce some entertainment,
Until the game's over, the rap criminal's araignment.

The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

In the 2-6
Jaymac
Peace

Hey Oli Dogg! - Major Private - 08-01-2006

Jaymac > Oli-dogg

Hey Oli Dogg! - what? - 08-01-2006

Jaymac Wrote:You know a rap battle is not for the Jaymac,
So it may seem strange that I say that,
I can take Oli Dogg, self-proclaimed rap criminal,
But the rhymes I'm dropping are subliminal.
While you're posting here about the suckers that you own,
I'm right behind you spitting venom in your dome,
So please don't think you can whisper and own me,
Better log out now and go back to being lonely.

To clarify what I said back in the old days of UJ,
Respect was given out between us and was repaid,
That's all still there, nothing else gonna change that,
Jaymac won't lack the courage to say that.
Oli D has got the wrong impression or idea,
That the words and lines I say in here,
Are something to take personal or to heart,
But Jay is here with some knowledge to impart.

Olie Dogg, if you're getting upset, you need to cool it,
Cos everything posted on IT is straight bullshit,
While your sweating the rhymes, I'm just coasting,
I made this thread, to get motherfuckers posting.
Not sure if it worked, the GD is pretty static,
But while Oli fumbles words, Jaymac is charismatic,
Between the two of us we can produce some entertainment,
Until the game's over, the rap criminal's araignment.

The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

In the 2-6
Jaymac
Peace

this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

Hey Oli Dogg! - Jaymac - 08-01-2006

what? Wrote:this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

I count 6.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Raiden - 08-01-2006

what? Wrote:this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

This is the first time I felt bad about having thrown the first round.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 08-01-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:The retards love it when their owners quarrel.

What did I tell you Jay? Raiden, what?, Major Private....looks like a trifecta. All we need now is Ashsak.

I may-slap Jaymac with a play-rap for fun
Not pay-back just laid-back, better pray-that Iâm done
On the day-that youâre run, I might get involved-in-it
Iâll be swinging my dick, not sitting back holding-it

Knocking out fools who I battle for the hell-of-it
Iâm a mercenary poster, a ruthless rap delegate
Your responses had better-get, a bit more affectionate
Youâll need me on your side, so send props - Iâm expecting-it

I wonât take you personal, or get the wrong impression
Iâm giving you a lesson, so chill out and stop stressinâ
This raw Dogg aggression, Iâm dishing out as standard
Some forums banned-it, because they donât understand-it

Some posters command-it, and donât try to fight-it
While others too retarded like dumb-fuck Major Privateâ¦
Try to bite back, but so lame itâs irrelevant
Before he was gay, he was involuntarily celibate

But back to you Jay, with your smack-talk so sacred
Relax the grip on your crown; Iâm not tryinâ to take-it
Without it youâre naked, lost, vulnerable and scared
I hope youâre prepared, to pucker up and be spared!

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 08-01-2006

Jaymac Wrote:The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

uh oh....

Hey Oli Dogg! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-02-2006

Yo, boys, you don’t talk about my car, my phone or dog
Don’t make me slap you right into a Pepsi-induced fog

Now Oli’s got my back and he’s really just all right
But guess who brought “J” here to carry on the fight?

Re-cog-nize the BEW cause she’s smarter than IT jackoffs
Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

So rack this bitch and her superior riffs a’spitting
I’m gentle, just like Bird and his faggot softball hitting

You could specialize and Flumperize your raps like a dumbass juggle
Or show me up on the tennis court like Sandog’s backhand struggle

In the end I like you both but BEW’s the outright Champ
And try and try and try yet you get nothing but writer’s cramp

How’s it feel for you big boys getting’ burned by a woman’s chatter?
It’s a fight for men but all you display is terrible fecal matter

Hey Oli Dogg! - Raiden - 08-02-2006

BEW...please die.

Hey Oli Dogg! - Oli-dogg - 08-02-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Howâs it feel for you big boys gettingâ burned by a womanâs chatter?

I feel the love, and unlike Raiden I don't mind at all. Smile

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

:lool:

Hey Oli Dogg! - Major Private - 08-02-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Yo, boys, you donât talk about my car, my phone or dog
Donât make me slap you right into a Pepsi-induced fog

Now Oliâs got my back and heâs really just all right
But guess who brought âJâ here to carry on the fight?

Re-cog-nize the BEW cause sheâs smarter than IT jackoffs
Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

So rack this bitch and her superior riffs aâspitting
Iâm gentle, just like Bird and his faggot softball hitting

You could specialize and Flumperize your raps like a dumbass juggle
Or show me up on the tennis court like Sandogâs backhand struggle

In the end I like you both but BEWâs the outright Champ
And try and try and try yet you get nothing but writerâs cramp

Howâs it feel for you big boys gettingâ burned by a womanâs chatter?
Itâs a fight for men but all you display is terrible fecal matter

OMG. Dead yourself, old woman