[Jaymac]

We should battle! Throw down, keeyad!

[Blueeyedwoman]

uh oh.

[Oli-dogg]

We should battle! Throw down, keeyad!

Why? Are you tired of owning the whole Ownster team and need a bit of a challenge to keep you in Smackoff mode? Didn't I bitch slap you once before on UJ, back in the days when you were down with the UJ queens?

[Bird34]

We should battle!

Can I do that? We Birds are very vicious as a flock.

[Bird35]

A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Don't fuck with '33.

[Oli-dogg]

uh oh.

Damn right BEW, shit's about to get ugly in here....

Jaymac did you say-that, you wanna go to war?
With the Dogg who you love, the Dogg you adore?
Before I explore, the way my paw slaps your jaw
And withdraw the rapport that you and I saw before…

I cannot ignore, your UJ scam as my fan
Ran the “Free O-Dogg” title protesting my ban
This battle cry’s a sham, your true feelings are clear
I would have shed a tear, if I condoned being a queer

Back up and listen here, Mr Counter-Productive
I considered you an ally, but now you’ve gone and fucked-it
Has your brain been abducted? Swapped your mind for the Title?
It was vital to your survival, against an Oli-dogg recital

My flow has gone tidal, I’m a tsunami – you’re drift-wood
Has ‘Mr. Bigshot’ with-stood, a pre-beating this-good?
To your supporters in this-hood, what have you got to say-to-them?
Before they witness me diss-this, scared shit-less Canadian.

[Jaymac]

Currently:

Oli D - 21
Jay - 0

[Raiden]

Why? Are you tired of owning the whole Ownster team and need a bit of a challenge to keep you in Smackoff mode? Didn't I bitch slap you once before on UJ, back in the days when you were down with the UJ queens?

The Ownster Network is in ur dome.

'bode.

[Oli-dogg]

Currently:

Oli D - 21
Jay - 0

Now stop fooling around. The retards love it when their owners quarrel. Hi Raiden.

[Jaymac]

You know a rap battle is not for the Jaymac,
So it may seem strange that I say that,
I can take Oli Dogg, self-proclaimed rap criminal,
But the rhymes I'm dropping are subliminal.
While you're posting here about the suckers that you own,
I'm right behind you spitting venom in your dome,
So please don't think you can whisper and own me,
Better log out now and go back to being lonely.

To clarify what I said back in the old days of UJ,
Respect was given out between us and was repaid,
That's all still there, nothing else gonna change that,
Jaymac won't lack the courage to say that.
Oli D has got the wrong impression or idea,
That the words and lines I say in here,
Are something to take personal or to heart,
But Jay is here with some knowledge to impart.

Olie Dogg, if you're getting upset, you need to cool it,
Cos everything posted on IT is straight bullshit,
While your sweating the rhymes, I'm just coasting,
I made this thread, to get motherfuckers posting.
Not sure if it worked, the GD is pretty static,
But while Oli fumbles words, Jaymac is charismatic,
Between the two of us we can produce some entertainment,
Until the game's over, the rap criminal's araignment.

The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

In the 2-6
Jaymac
Peace

[Major Private]

Jaymac > Oli-dogg

[what?]

You know a rap battle is not for the Jaymac,
So it may seem strange that I say that,
I can take Oli Dogg, self-proclaimed rap criminal,
But the rhymes I'm dropping are subliminal.
While you're posting here about the suckers that you own,
I'm right behind you spitting venom in your dome,
So please don't think you can whisper and own me,
Better log out now and go back to being lonely.

To clarify what I said back in the old days of UJ,
Respect was given out between us and was repaid,
That's all still there, nothing else gonna change that,
Jaymac won't lack the courage to say that.
Oli D has got the wrong impression or idea,
That the words and lines I say in here,
Are something to take personal or to heart,
But Jay is here with some knowledge to impart.

Olie Dogg, if you're getting upset, you need to cool it,
Cos everything posted on IT is straight bullshit,
While your sweating the rhymes, I'm just coasting,
I made this thread, to get motherfuckers posting.
Not sure if it worked, the GD is pretty static,
But while Oli fumbles words, Jaymac is charismatic,
Between the two of us we can produce some entertainment,
Until the game's over, the rap criminal's araignment.

The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

In the 2-6
Jaymac
Peace

this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

[Jaymac]

this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

I count 6.

[Raiden]

this is the first time I felt bad about losing the smackoff

This is the first time I felt bad about having thrown the first round.

[Oli-dogg]

The retards love it when their owners quarrel.

What did I tell you Jay? Raiden, what?, Major Private....looks like a trifecta. All we need now is Ashsak.

I may-slap Jaymac with a play-rap for fun
Not pay-back just laid-back, better pray-that I’m done
On the day-that you’re run, I might get involved-in-it
I’ll be swinging my dick, not sitting back holding-it

Knocking out fools who I battle for the hell-of-it
I’m a mercenary poster, a ruthless rap delegate
Your responses had better-get, a bit more affectionate
You’ll need me on your side, so send props - I’m expecting-it

I won’t take you personal, or get the wrong impression
I’m giving you a lesson, so chill out and stop stressin’
This raw Dogg aggression, I’m dishing out as standard
Some forums banned-it, because they don’t understand-it

Some posters command-it, and don’t try to fight-it
While others too retarded like dumb-fuck Major Private…
Try to bite back, but so lame it’s irrelevant
Before he was gay, he was involuntarily celibate

But back to you Jay, with your smack-talk so sacred
Relax the grip on your crown; I’m not tryin’ to take-it
Without it you’re naked, lost, vulnerable and scared
I hope you’re prepared, to pucker up and be spared!

[Oli-dogg]

The last verse I dedicate, to the chick in the Mercedes,
The one who was too chicken shit to smack the ladies,
Who comes in my thread dropping syllables "uh oh",
You sound like a hooker and Jaymac is up yo.
Better stick to threads about your Razr drowned at Venice,
Or about the fun night you had, with watching tennis,
Although all that said, she can hear the dog whispers,
You could hook up and leave, IT would sure miss ya.

uh oh....

[Blueeyedwoman]

Yo, boys, you don’t talk about my car, my phone or dog
Don’t make me slap you right into a Pepsi-induced fog

Now Oli’s got my back and he’s really just all right
But guess who brought “J” here to carry on the fight?

Re-cog-nize the BEW cause she’s smarter than IT jackoffs
Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

So rack this bitch and her superior riffs a’spitting
I’m gentle, just like Bird and his faggot softball hitting

You could specialize and Flumperize your raps like a dumbass juggle
Or show me up on the tennis court like Sandog’s backhand struggle

In the end I like you both but BEW’s the outright Champ
And try and try and try yet you get nothing but writer’s cramp

How’s it feel for you big boys getting’ burned by a woman’s chatter?
It’s a fight for men but all you display is terrible fecal matter

[Raiden]

BEW...please die.

[Oli-dogg]

How’s it feel for you big boys getting’ burned by a woman’s chatter?

I feel the love, and unlike Raiden I don't mind at all.

Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

:lool:

[Major Private]

Yo, boys, you don’t talk about my car, my phone or dog
Don’t make me slap you right into a Pepsi-induced fog

Now Oli’s got my back and he’s really just all right
But guess who brought “J” here to carry on the fight?

Re-cog-nize the BEW cause she’s smarter than IT jackoffs
Battling you is like watching Raiden/MPrivate losing in the smackoffs

So rack this bitch and her superior riffs a’spitting
I’m gentle, just like Bird and his faggot softball hitting

You could specialize and Flumperize your raps like a dumbass juggle
Or show me up on the tennis court like Sandog’s backhand struggle

In the end I like you both but BEW’s the outright Champ
And try and try and try yet you get nothing but writer’s cramp

How’s it feel for you big boys getting’ burned by a woman’s chatter?
It’s a fight for men but all you display is terrible fecal matter

OMG. Dead yourself, old woman