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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-06-2006

I was reading the sunday paper, minding my own business. Lucy ran to get a rawhide bone, scampered back and leaned the bone up against my leg to chew on it.

Somehow she accidentally got my skin as well. I yelped. Hurts like hell.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Jaymac - 08-06-2006

Bite her back. They have to learn.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

Dog probably smelled cottage cheese. I see alot of it there.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Paddy - 08-07-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:

You really shouldn't feed Major Private any more ammunition.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

Bitch must be 250 pounds.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Major Private - 08-07-2006

WHOA!! My thigh is not much bigger......and I am 6'2"!!!!

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

That's what she gets for putting peanut butter on her crotch and saying "Here. doggy. doogy". Sick bitch.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Major Private - 08-07-2006

I hope the dog is up to date on shots!!!
Poor thing...

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

Nice thigh zits too.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Major Private - 08-07-2006

The dog probably mistook her puss lips for the rawhide bone, and was going for them....

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

You know how dogs like to roll around in stinky stuff...he probably thought it was a dead carp or something.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Major Private - 08-07-2006

Hahahahahhahaaaa
Rack!

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - HMMMMMM - 08-07-2006

Reading this thread is like watching two retards play ping-pong.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-07-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:Bitch must be 250 pounds.

I never said I was skinny, okay?

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

PM me your pic. Thanks.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-07-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:PM me your pic. Thanks.

Give me one minute, please?

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

Wow, your hot. What kind of pickup truck is that?

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-07-2006

Please don't talk about my pic out here in the open bored. I know you will honor my request to keep my pic "private."

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

Private ? I deleted that fucker before it scared my kids. Yes, private.

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My Damn Dog Bit Me! - Blueeyedwoman - 08-07-2006

I thought you liked 'big' girls?

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