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My Damn Dog Bit Me!
#1

I was reading the sunday paper, minding my own business. Lucy ran to get a rawhide bone, scampered back and leaned the bone up against my leg to chew on it.

Somehow she accidentally got my skin as well. I yelped. Hurts like hell.

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#2

Bite her back. They have to learn.
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#3

Dog probably smelled cottage cheese. I see alot of it there.

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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:[Image: dogbite.jpg]

You really shouldn't feed Major Private any more ammunition.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#5

Bitch must be 250 pounds.

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#6

WHOA!! My thigh is not much bigger......and I am 6'2"!!!!

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#7

That's what she gets for putting peanut butter on her crotch and saying "Here. doggy. doogy". Sick bitch.

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#8

I hope the dog is up to date on shots!!!
Poor thing...

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#9

Nice thigh zits too.

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#10

The dog probably mistook her puss lips for the rawhide bone, and was going for them....

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#11

You know how dogs like to roll around in stinky stuff...he probably thought it was a dead carp or something.

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#12

Hahahahahhahaaaa
Rack!

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#13

Reading this thread is like watching two retards play ping-pong.
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#14

Big Moon Rising Wrote:Bitch must be 250 pounds.

I never said I was skinny, okay?
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#15

PM me your pic. Thanks.

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#16

Big Moon Rising Wrote:PM me your pic. Thanks.


Give me one minute, please?
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#17

Wow, your hot. What kind of pickup truck is that?

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#18

Please don't talk about my pic out here in the open bored. I know you will honor my request to keep my pic "private."
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#19

Private ? I deleted that fucker before it scared my kids. Yes, private.

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#20

I thought you liked 'big' girls?
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