Blueeyedwoman
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I was reading the sunday paper, minding my own business. Lucy ran to get a rawhide bone, scampered back and leaned the bone up against my leg to chew on it.
Somehow she accidentally got my skin as well. I yelped. Hurts like hell.
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Bite her back. They have to learn.
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Dog probably smelled cottage cheese. I see alot of it there.
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Bitch must be 250 pounds.
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WHOA!! My thigh is not much bigger......and I am 6'2"!!!!
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That's what she gets for putting peanut butter on her crotch and saying "Here. doggy. doogy". Sick bitch.
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I hope the dog is up to date on shots!!!
Poor thing...
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The dog probably mistook her puss lips for the rawhide bone, and was going for them....
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You know how dogs like to roll around in stinky stuff...he probably thought it was a dead carp or something.
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Reading this thread is like watching two retards play ping-pong.
Blueeyedwoman
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Big Moon Rising Wrote:Bitch must be 250 pounds.
I never said I was skinny, okay?
Blueeyedwoman
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Big Moon Rising Wrote:PM me your pic. Thanks.
Give me one minute, please?
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Wow, your hot. What kind of pickup truck is that?
Blueeyedwoman
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Please don't talk about my pic out here in the open bored. I know you will honor my request to keep my pic "private."
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Private ? I deleted that fucker before it scared my kids. Yes, private.
Blueeyedwoman
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I thought you liked 'big' girls?