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Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-18-2006

I may be forced to open the door and stick 1/3 of my penis from out of the closet. At first I thought I was only 0.33% gay but it's not what the gay-o-meter is telling me:

http://www.channel4.com/gayometer

"OLI-DOGG IS 33% GAY! Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto".

I'm shocked and slightly horrified. Does this mean I'm destined to change my name from Oli-dogg to OLI-33 and join the Bird fag club?

I bet the reading on the gay-o-meter hits 100% and keeps going for the rest of you homos.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Blueeyedwoman - 09-18-2006

The tempatation to give you an infraction is nearly overwhelming.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - what? - 09-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:I may be forced to open the door and stick 1/3 of my penis from out of the closet. At first I thought I was only 0.33% gay but it's not what the gay-o-meter is telling me:

http://www.channel4.com/gayometer

"OLI-DOGG IS 33% GAY! Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto".

I'm shocked and slightly horrified. Does this mean I'm destined to change my name from Oli-dogg to OLI-33 and join the Bird fag club?

I bet the reading on the gay-o-meter hits 100% and keeps going for the rest of you homos.

Oli-dogg from another thread Wrote:I've been busy knobbing everything I can get my hands on at work while you're away. By the time you get back every pen, mouse, keyboard, monitor, light swtich, coffee mug, spoon and phone mouth-piece will permanently smell of Oli-dogg scrotum.

Eagerly awaiting your return for my own selfish entertainment.

Signed,
Oli-dogg and his friendly fresh ball sweat.

that thing obviously doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about :|

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Sassy - 09-19-2006

what? Wrote:
Oli-dogg Wrote:I may be forced to open the door and stick 1/3 of my penis from out of the closet. At first I thought I was only 0.33% gay but it's not what the gay-o-meter is telling me:

http://www.channel4.com/gayometer

"OLI-DOGG IS 33% GAY! Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto".

I'm shocked and slightly horrified. Does this mean I'm destined to change my name from Oli-dogg to OLI-33 and join the Bird fag club?

I bet the reading on the gay-o-meter hits 100% and keeps going for the rest of you homos.

Oli-dogg from another thread Wrote:I've been busy knobbing everything I can get my hands on at work while you're away. By the time you get back every pen, mouse, keyboard, monitor, light swtich, coffee mug, spoon and phone mouth-piece will permanently smell of Oli-dogg scrotum.

Eagerly awaiting your return for my own selfish entertainment.

Signed,
Oli-dogg and his friendly fresh ball sweat.

that thing obviously doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about :|
"Chat amongst yourselves" ?
Makes sense to me.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - what? - 09-19-2006

Sassy Wrote:"Chat amongst yourselves" ?
Makes sense to me.

well that makes one of us Confusedcratch:

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-19-2006

what? Wrote:that thing obviously doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about :|
Good morning retarded one. Touching or 'knobbing' a non-living item with your penis (in a non-sexual way) has nothing to do with being a homo. It's an acceptable form of amusement, especially if you are there when the intended victim picks up or handles the knobbed object. Now please fuck off and stop making me pause to explain these things to your dumb-ass - I have more items to knob before I go home.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - BIRD33 - 09-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Good morning retarded one. Touching or 'knobbing' a non-living item with your penis (in a non-sexual way) has nothing to do with being a homo. It's an acceptable form of amusement, especially if you are there when the intended victim picks up or handles the knobbed object. Now please fuck off and stop making me pause to explain these things to your dumb-ass - I have more items to knob before I go home.

When you consider that fucking sheep is an acceptable form of entertainment where this homo's from it makes sense.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - what? - 09-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Good morning retarded one. Touching or 'knobbing' a non-living item with your penis (in a non-sexual way) has nothing to do with being a homo. It's an acceptable form of amusement, especially if you are there when the intended victim picks up or handles the knobbed object. Now please fuck off and stop making me pause to explain these things to your dumb-ass - I have more items to knob before I go home.

that seems a rather long-winded way of saying you're too busy to talk right now 'cause you've got to rub your ding-a-ling over some more of that guy's stuff

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-19-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:When you consider that fucking sheep is an acceptable form of entertainment where this homo's from it makes sense.
I'm not from New Zealand, geography-boy.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-19-2006

what? Wrote:that seems a rather long-winded way of saying you're too busy to talk right now 'cause you've got to rub your ding-a-ling over some more of that guy's stuff
Exactly, I don't see your point. Now back up off my nuts, I'm not rubbing them on you gayboy.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - ntype - 09-19-2006

you aren't anymore one of my official monkeys. you are too lame.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Sassy - 09-19-2006

ntype Wrote:you aren't anymore one of my official monkeys. you are too lame.
Interesting gossip:
said I ."Lame" is not a very polite term.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, .

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - ntype - 09-19-2006

Sassy Wrote:Interesting gossip:
said I ."Lame" is not a very polite term.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, .


thanks sassy :fuckYou: . Now sometimes you don't have to be polite because we don't want to.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-19-2006

Monkeys suck balls and are over-rated anyway.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Sassy - 09-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Monkeys suck balls and are over-rated anyway.
In any case, All of them?

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Oli-dogg - 09-19-2006

Sassy Wrote:In any case, All of them?
I'm not qualified to judge all monkeys, I'm just speaking from ntypes experience. I may be wrong, but isn't the homo gene the missing link between humans and apes? ntype?

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - ntype - 09-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:I'm not qualified to judge all monkeys, I'm just speaking from ntypes experience. I may be wrong, but isn't the homo gene the missing link between humans and apes? ntype?

says the dude who makes threads about being "only a certain amount gay". Ok boy listen to me if you are that unsure however you preffer the seaside tour or the "chocolate factory and pole" (clearly the snatch or the dick) you are basically of the second type.

good day.

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Sassy - 09-19-2006

ntype Wrote:
Oli-dogg Wrote:I'm not qualified to judge all monkeys, I'm just speaking from ntypes experience. I may be wrong, but isn't the homo gene the missing link between humans and apes? ntype?

says the dude who makes threads about being "only a certain amount gay". Ok boy listen to me if you are that unsure however you preffer the seaside tour or the "chocolate factory and pole" (clearly the snatch or the dick) you are basically of the second type.

good day.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Oh boy. You are not the only one.

Sure, I like you very much.
So?Hi there!

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - Banana - 09-19-2006

Sassy Wrote:Can you tell me any gossip?
Oh boy. You are not the only one.

Sure, I like you very much.
So?Hi there!

I have missed you! Show me your tits!

Oli-dogg is 33% gay! - what? - 09-19-2006

Banana Wrote:I have missed you! Show me your tits!

I have missed you! Show me your tits!