Blueeyedwoman
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The tempatation to give you an infraction is nearly overwhelming.
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what? Wrote:Oli-dogg Wrote:I may be forced to open the door and stick 1/3 of my penis from out of the closet. At first I thought I was only 0.33% gay but it's not what the gay-o-meter is telling me:
http://www.channel4.com/gayometer
"OLI-DOGG IS 33% GAY! Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto".
I'm shocked and slightly horrified. Does this mean I'm destined to change my name from Oli-dogg to OLI-33 and join the Bird fag club?
I bet the reading on the gay-o-meter hits 100% and keeps going for the rest of you homos.
Oli-dogg from another thread Wrote:I've been busy knobbing everything I can get my hands on at work while you're away. By the time you get back every pen, mouse, keyboard, monitor, light swtich, coffee mug, spoon and phone mouth-piece will permanently smell of Oli-dogg scrotum.
Eagerly awaiting your return for my own selfish entertainment.
Signed,
Oli-dogg and his friendly fresh ball sweat.
that thing obviously doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about :|
"Chat amongst yourselves" ?
Makes sense to me.
Who said I had to make sense ?
you aren't anymore one of my official monkeys. you are too lame.
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ntype Wrote:you aren't anymore one of my official monkeys. you are too lame.
Interesting gossip:
said I ."Lame" is not a very polite term.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, .
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Monkeys suck balls and are over-rated anyway.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Monkeys suck balls and are over-rated anyway.
In any case, All of them?
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ntype Wrote:Oli-dogg Wrote:I'm not qualified to judge all monkeys, I'm just speaking from ntypes experience. I may be wrong, but isn't the homo gene the missing link between humans and apes? ntype?
says the dude who makes threads about being "only a certain amount gay". Ok boy listen to me if you are that unsure however you preffer the seaside tour or the "chocolate factory and pole" (clearly the snatch or the dick) you are basically of the second type.
good day.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Oh boy. You are not the only one.
Sure, I like you very much.
So?Hi there!
Who said I had to make sense ?
cratch:
