Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's!

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Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-18-2006

Hey YMP, since it will be our first interstate work trip together this week I need to clear a few things up before we step foot on the plane.

1. When I show up at the airport at 5.30am I expect you to be waiting for me with a hot coffee in your hand. Be prepared to carry my luggage.
2. If we have the choice between an aisle seat or a window seat - I'll take the window seat, and there will be no sharing of the arm rest. Please keep your arms tightly by your side for the duration of the flight and don't fidget.
3. We are staying in separate accommodation. The motel doesn't have bunk beds and I'm not into homo activities anyway.
4. Under no circumstances does Oli-dogg tuck another man into bed. Luckily for you, your mum will be accompanying us on this trip and is more than happy to cater for your needs (she will have a spare room key).
5. Leave the breakfast tray outside your door. There is no need to return it to the reception desk before you get dressed.
6. Remember who you are travelling with and don't blow my cover. I'm going to try and pass myself off as a normal, respectable, non-rapping member of the public. I don't like getting into battle-raps with taxi drivers or flight attendants during business hours.

That's all for now but you might want to do something about your bad foot odour in case we have to remove our shoes. I hear security is cracking down on shoe bombers this week.

Oh, and check your PM's before Monday. I sent you an important list of things I like to eat so you can phone ahead and organise my meals in advance.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Oli-dogg.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-18-2006

Forgot one,

7. Please cum on my tits and not my ass.

Faggot

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-19-2006

HotBonerAssReam Wrote:Forgot one,

7. Please cum on my tits and not my ass.

Faggot

Given your title, that advice was to be expected. Thanks anyway AssBandit but the last part of point 3 overwrites your point 7.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-19-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Given your title, that advice was to be expected. Thanks anyway AssBandit but the last part of point 3 overwrites your point 7.

Thanks for the title, faggot. You boys have fun on your get-away next week, retard.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-20-2006

Calling me retarded - that shit is ironic!
I run retards like you, Oli-dogg is far from-it
Some say supersonic, with my verbal attack poetry
You won't hit me back, I'll block anything you throw-at-me

Don’t fuck up my threads and post out of sync
I was talking to the Pimp, not his oversized gimp
For your survival it’s vital, quit sitting there idle
Go Bone a guys Ass and live up to your title

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-20-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Calling me retarded - that shit is ironic!
I run retards like you, Oli-dogg is far from-it
Some say supersonic, with my verbal attack poetry
You won't hit me back, I'll block anything you throw-at-me

Donât fuck up my threads and post out of sync
I was talking to the Pimp, not his oversized gimp
For your survival itâs vital, quit sitting there idle
Go Bone a guys Ass and live up to your title

I'm sure that was a fun read. Have fun fucking a man, faggot.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Your Mums Pimp - 11-20-2006

Great another fuckwit troll, and yes I have checked my PM's, we will discuss this on our taxi ride to the airport with your Mum and Brother

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - ntype - 11-20-2006

how "cute"...

welcome to the fucking blue boy, IT premier meeting room for gay aussies and sheep shaggers.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-20-2006

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Great another fuckwit troll, and yes I have checked my PM's, we will discuss this on our taxi ride to the airport with your Mum and Brother

Sorry about hurting your boyfriends feelings, gaybait.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-20-2006

ntype Wrote:how "cute"...

welcome to the fucking blue boy, IT premier meeting room for gay aussies and sheep shaggers.

They are planning a big man-sex meeting. Your Mums Pimp will be made water tight by Oli-Dogg and his brother. Fucking faggots.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Your Mums Pimp - 11-20-2006

Oh please stop, your killing me

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-20-2006

HotBonerAssReam Wrote:Have fun fucking a man, faggot.

We can call each other fags and retards all day
But your actions are more gay than any words can say
With your anal display, of pure man on man faggotry
If you fondle my balls your boyfriend'll get mad-at-me

Chill ntype, don't hate - I thought you only fucked monkeys?
Not ball-grabbing dick-sucking scrotum-sack junkies
Primates or humans...whatever gives you a buzz
HotBonerAssReam is #1 at what he does

His balls may lack fuzz, he's still yet to hit puberty
But heâs the king of gay porn and male anal sex nudity
This news ainât new-to-me, heâs obviously a fag
Quit gheying up this thread, I wonât join you in drag

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Sassy - 11-20-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:We can call each other fags and retards all day
But your actions are more gay than any words can say
With your anal display, of pure man on man faggotry
If you fondle my balls your boyfriend'll get mad-at-me

Chill ntype, don't hate - I thought you only fucked monkeys?
Not ball-grabbing dick-sucking scrotum-sack junkies
Primates or humans...whatever gives you a buzz
HotBonerAssReam is #1 at what he does

His balls may lack fuzz, he's still yet to hit puberty
But heâs the king of gay porn and male anal sex nudity
This news ainât new-to-me, heâs obviously a fag
Quit gheying up this thread, I wonât join you in drag

How?If not that, what? And #1 at what he doesHis balls may lack fuzz he is still yet to hit pubertyBut heâs the king of gay porn and male anal sex nudityThis news ainât new-to-him or her heâs obviously a fagQuit gheying up this thread he or she wonât join you in drag is gives you a buzzHotBonerAssReam.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-20-2006

Sassy Wrote:This news ainât new-to-him

No Sassy, his wake up call was the sound of his balls slapping on ntypes butt cheeks.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - HotBonerAssReam - 11-20-2006

Have fun on your trip together homos.

[Image: Wolfimage2.jpg]

l to r: OliDogg, Your Mums Pimp, OliDogg's brother

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - ntype - 11-20-2006

I'm all chillin'
there ain't any hatin'
The ntype likes
monkeys, reindeers and now ducks
Everyone can do whatever they want
peace and love and weed

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Oli-dogg - 11-20-2006

HotBonerAssReam Wrote:l to r: OliDogg, Your Mums Pimp, OliDogg's brother

I always thought I was a bit taller than that. And I don't have a brother.

I've got a plane to catch in half an hour. Maybe the Bird Crew can slap you around in my absence. See ya retard.

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - Banana - 11-20-2006

What kind of gay name is hotbonerassream?

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - what? - 11-21-2006

Banana Wrote:What kind of gay name is hotbonerassream?

maybe a top? I'm just guessing, the different types of gay names aren't something I've really studied or anything

Your Mums Pimp - check your PM's! - ntype - 11-21-2006

Banana Wrote:What kind of gay name is hotbonerassream?

ntype Wrote:how "cute"...

welcome to the fucking blue boy, IT premier meeting room for gay aussies and sheep shaggers.

see