11-18-2006, 02:51 PM
Hey YMP, since it will be our first interstate work trip together this week I need to clear a few things up before we step foot on the plane.
1. When I show up at the airport at 5.30am I expect you to be waiting for me with a hot coffee in your hand. Be prepared to carry my luggage.
2. If we have the choice between an aisle seat or a window seat - I'll take the window seat, and there will be no sharing of the arm rest. Please keep your arms tightly by your side for the duration of the flight and don't fidget.
3. We are staying in separate accommodation. The motel doesn't have bunk beds and I'm not into homo activities anyway.
4. Under no circumstances does Oli-dogg tuck another man into bed. Luckily for you, your mum will be accompanying us on this trip and is more than happy to cater for your needs (she will have a spare room key).
5. Leave the breakfast tray outside your door. There is no need to return it to the reception desk before you get dressed.
6. Remember who you are travelling with and don't blow my cover. I'm going to try and pass myself off as a normal, respectable, non-rapping member of the public. I don't like getting into battle-raps with taxi drivers or flight attendants during business hours.
That's all for now but you might want to do something about your bad foot odour in case we have to remove our shoes. I hear security is cracking down on shoe bombers this week.
Oh, and check your PM's before Monday. I sent you an important list of things I like to eat so you can phone ahead and organise my meals in advance.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Oli-dogg.
1. When I show up at the airport at 5.30am I expect you to be waiting for me with a hot coffee in your hand. Be prepared to carry my luggage.
2. If we have the choice between an aisle seat or a window seat - I'll take the window seat, and there will be no sharing of the arm rest. Please keep your arms tightly by your side for the duration of the flight and don't fidget.
3. We are staying in separate accommodation. The motel doesn't have bunk beds and I'm not into homo activities anyway.
4. Under no circumstances does Oli-dogg tuck another man into bed. Luckily for you, your mum will be accompanying us on this trip and is more than happy to cater for your needs (she will have a spare room key).
5. Leave the breakfast tray outside your door. There is no need to return it to the reception desk before you get dressed.
6. Remember who you are travelling with and don't blow my cover. I'm going to try and pass myself off as a normal, respectable, non-rapping member of the public. I don't like getting into battle-raps with taxi drivers or flight attendants during business hours.
That's all for now but you might want to do something about your bad foot odour in case we have to remove our shoes. I hear security is cracking down on shoe bombers this week.
Oh, and check your PM's before Monday. I sent you an important list of things I like to eat so you can phone ahead and organise my meals in advance.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Oli-dogg.
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