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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Vitamin E - 01-10-2007

Recently I tugged while leaning back in a chair and hit a file cabinet 6-8 behind me.

I'm sure some of you circus freaks can launch well over 10 feet.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Paddy - 01-10-2007

I use the metric system.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Vitamin E - 01-10-2007

Too bad Foolery's gone. He's $$$$ at translating.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - BIRD33 - 01-10-2007

I was with a chick last week and tried to aim for her tits but ended up dribbling out on her stomach.She look unimpressed and I was kind of disappointed in myself.Then I got a sandwich.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - quint - 01-10-2007

Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - UnderWhelmed - 01-10-2007

sometimes the smallest guns shoot the farthest

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - BIRD33 - 01-10-2007

quint Wrote:Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.

You're that flexible?

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Pickle - 01-10-2007

Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - UnderWhelmed - 01-10-2007

I aim for the eye

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Paddy - 01-10-2007

apple Wrote:And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

Those blow-up dolls talk now?

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Sassy - 01-10-2007

Paddy Wrote:Those blow-up dolls talk now?

Oh.
All of them?

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - quint - 01-10-2007

Quote:Quote:
Originally Posted by quint
Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.


You're that flexible?

Not really. But the old joke comes to mind about Dogs and Balls.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Pickle - 01-10-2007

Paddy Wrote:Those blow-up dolls talk now?

Oh, thats right. I forgot that Im posting at IT.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Michman - 01-10-2007

apple Wrote:Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

this shit right here is sig worthy.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Sassy - 01-10-2007

Michman Wrote:this shit right here is sig worthy.

What does "this" refer to?

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Banana - 01-10-2007

apple Wrote:Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

VitE's did not hit my eye From there. He's not that good.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - SanDog - 01-10-2007

Banana Wrote:VitE's did not hit my eye

He dribbles, he shoots. Air ball.

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-10-2007

Banana Wrote:VitE's did not hit my eye

Here's E's gun

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - what? - 01-10-2007

apple Wrote:Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

you should fuck a bunch of dudes at once. stuff gets EVERYWHERE

edit: so I hear ><

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What's a good distance for ejackulate? - Sassy - 01-10-2007

what? Wrote:you should fuck a bunch of dudes at once. stuff gets EVERYWHERE

I might if I had more time.Are they exactly the same?

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