[Vitamin E]

Recently I tugged while leaning back in a chair and hit a file cabinet 6-8 behind me.

I'm sure some of you circus freaks can launch well over 10 feet.

[Paddy]

I use the metric system.

[Vitamin E]

Too bad Foolery's gone. He's $$$$ at translating.

[BIRD33]

I was with a chick last week and tried to aim for her tits but ended up dribbling out on her stomach.She look unimpressed and I was kind of disappointed in myself.Then I got a sandwich.

[quint]

Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.

[UnderWhelmed]

sometimes the smallest guns shoot the farthest

[BIRD33]

Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.

You're that flexible?

[Pickle]

Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

[UnderWhelmed]

I aim for the eye

[Paddy]

And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

Those blow-up dolls talk now?

[Sassy]

Those blow-up dolls talk now?

Oh.
All of them?

[quint]

Quote:
Originally Posted by quint
Never really measure anymore. Like to do my thing internal.


You're that flexible?

Not really. But the old joke comes to mind about Dogs and Balls.

[Pickle]

Those blow-up dolls talk now?

Oh, thats right. I forgot that Im posting at IT.

[Michman]

Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

this shit right here is sig worthy.

[Sassy]

this shit right here is sig worthy.

What does "this" refer to?

[Banana]

Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

VitE's did not hit my eye From there. He's not that good.

[SanDog]

VitE's did not hit my eye

He dribbles, he shoots. Air ball.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

VitE's did not hit my eye

Here's E's gun

[what?]

Its not how far you hit thats impressive, its how many things you hit. If you manage to hit the stomach, tits, face, hair, pillow and THEN the wall, You earn a hi-five. And "You fucking idiot, you got it in my eye" will probably soon follow.

you should fuck a bunch of dudes at once. stuff gets EVERYWHERE

edit: so I hear ><

[Sassy]

you should fuck a bunch of dudes at once. stuff gets EVERYWHERE

I might if I had more time.Are they exactly the same?