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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Banana - 01-12-2007

this one is about snarg

There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he'd eaten eighteen,
He turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

you used 'habits' twice.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - what? - 01-12-2007

that's not a very good one

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Banana - 01-12-2007

Do you think I made it up?

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Banana - 01-12-2007

There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Sassy - 01-12-2007

Banana Wrote:There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

What happened to
Young Lady of DorkingWho bought a large bonnet for walking;But its color and sizeSo bedazzled her eyesThat she very soon went back to Dorking
?

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

If I was a mod, i'd make a word filter for "Dorking" = "Throating cocks for $1"

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Sassy - 01-12-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If I was a mod, i'd make a word filter for "Dorking" = "Throating cocks for $1"

Try it.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

Sassy Wrote:Try it.

I did. Nothing.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Vitamin E - 01-12-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:you used 'habits' twice.

It's cool, homie. She's a nun.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Paddy - 01-12-2007

'Coz banana and apple are sisters
My palms are all covered in blisters
I picture them peeled
And both of them kneeled
As we played the game naked twister(s)

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

Paddy Wrote:'Coz banana and apple are sisters
My palms are all covered in blisters
I picture them peeled
And both of them kneeled
As we played the game naked twister(s)

I'll rack it. At least the first four lines. Then it sort of sucked major shit.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - BIRD33 - 01-12-2007

There once was a hick named flumper
His uncle used to abuse his dumper
He's started to think he's hardcore
But we all know he's no more
Than a five dollar cock pumper

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Tbagger - 01-12-2007

Great thaerd for a mimic theard.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

There once was a site called insane train.
Until all of the heavies became pussies and fucking left for other sites in the rain.
They let the minions bolster their egos,
And sucked their balls like gay crack heads with legos,
And their vag's were cramping too much to come back again.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:There once was a hick named flumper
His uncle used to abuse his dumper
He's started to think he's hardcore
But we all know he's no more
Than a five dollar cock pumper

There once was a wigger named BIRD33,
With his coat and tie he's hardcore wannabe,
He played like he died,
But nobody cried.
Now he sucks cocks behind the Dairy Queen.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - BIRD33 - 01-12-2007

There once was a man named Flumper Barflusterbut
Truck stops were his prefered place to swallow a nut
One day a trucker died
And flumper used his tounge to try to revive
but no amount of tonsil hockey could keep the pearly gates shut

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-12-2007

I laffed.

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Banana - 01-12-2007

Fuck people! Are we all insenstive morons now?!

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Are limerick threads allowed here? - Sassy - 01-12-2007

Banana Wrote:Fuck people! Are we all insenstive morons now?!

Why are you using that kind of language?Oh.
We are just having a little chat.w

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