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Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

What did you have for lunch?

(These will get better)

Ask Bird Sumpthin - what? - 08-02-2007

have you ever tasted cum?

(sorry I took one of yours nana)

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

what? Wrote:have you ever tasted cum?

(sorry I took one of yours nana)

I know the answer to that!

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

Banana Wrote:What did you have for lunch?

(These will get better)

A few peanutbutter crackers and gum.I don't usually eat lunch.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

Ever paid for a happy ending?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

what? Wrote:have you ever tasted cum?

(sorry I took one of yours nana)

No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

I don't think it has anything to do with anything. Is this code for "yes"?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Paddy - 08-02-2007

Can I have your crackers?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - what? - 08-02-2007

Banana Wrote:I don't think it has anything to do with anything. Is this code for "yes"?

BIRD33 Wrote:No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

duh?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

Banana Wrote:Ever paid for a happy ending?

yes maam.A buddy of mine and I used to get loaded and after the bars closed and we'd open the phone book to the massage section and call some whores.Not in years though.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:yes maam.A buddy of mine and I used to get loaded and after the bars closed and we'd open the phone book to the massage section and call some whores.Not in years though.

Awesome. Whores are jugded too harshly. Just ask me.

What rate did you have to pay?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Banana - 08-02-2007

what? Wrote:duh?

You're funny today :yay:

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

what? Wrote:duh?

I don't blame you for looking that deeply into my posts.I still have not tasted cum.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - what? - 08-02-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:I don't blame you for looking that deeply into my posts.I still have not tasted cum.

fuck! is there a chance for me to backpeddle and claim I don't really care?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

Banana Wrote:Awesome. Whores are jugded too harshly. Just ask me.

What rate did you have to pay?

It was almost 10 years ago so its a little hazy but I think it was $150 to get them to come out and then another $150 to fuck them.They took credit cards.My father was usually sleeping upstairs.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

what? Wrote:fuck! is there a chance for me to backpeddle and claim I don't really care?

You can try but we all know you're fascinated by me.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Anhil8tor - 08-02-2007

ever been caught pulling your pud?

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

Anhil8tor Wrote:ever been caught pulling your pud?

Nope.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - BIRD33 - 08-02-2007

Paddy Wrote:Can I have your crackers?

Not until we settle on a new name for them.

Ask Bird Sumpthin - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-02-2007

If you were going to be held down and ass raped by a gay Haitian man and the only way you could avoid it was to butt fuck an angry male midget, would you do it? and why?