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Ask Bird Sumpthin
#1

What did you have for lunch?

(These will get better)
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#2

have you ever tasted cum?


(sorry I took one of yours nana)
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#3

what? Wrote:have you ever tasted cum?


(sorry I took one of yours nana)

I know the answer to that!
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#4

Banana Wrote:What did you have for lunch?

(These will get better)


A few peanutbutter crackers and gum.I don't usually eat lunch.

See You In Toledo
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#5

Ever paid for a happy ending?
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#6

what? Wrote:have you ever tasted cum?


(sorry I took one of yours nana)

No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

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#7

BIRD33 Wrote:No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

I don't think it has anything to do with anything. Is this code for "yes"?
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#8

Can I have your crackers?

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#9

Banana Wrote:I don't think it has anything to do with anything. Is this code for "yes"?

BIRD33 Wrote:No.A buddy of mine cleaned buildings in highschool and we'd go there after work and get high and rummage through peoples desks.He pissed in the community milk in the frig once.I don't think I ever laughed harder.That has nothing to do with your question.

duh?
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#10

Banana Wrote:Ever paid for a happy ending?


yes maam.A buddy of mine and I used to get loaded and after the bars closed and we'd open the phone book to the massage section and call some whores.Not in years though.

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#11

BIRD33 Wrote:yes maam.A buddy of mine and I used to get loaded and after the bars closed and we'd open the phone book to the massage section and call some whores.Not in years though.

Awesome. Whores are jugded too harshly. Just ask me.

What rate did you have to pay?
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#12

what? Wrote:duh?

You're funny today :yay:
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#13

what? Wrote:duh?
I don't blame you for looking that deeply into my posts.I still have not tasted cum.

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#14

BIRD33 Wrote:I don't blame you for looking that deeply into my posts.I still have not tasted cum.

fuck! is there a chance for me to backpeddle and claim I don't really care?
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#15

Banana Wrote:Awesome. Whores are jugded too harshly. Just ask me.

What rate did you have to pay?

It was almost 10 years ago so its a little hazy but I think it was $150 to get them to come out and then another $150 to fuck them.They took credit cards.My father was usually sleeping upstairs.

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#16

what? Wrote:fuck! is there a chance for me to backpeddle and claim I don't really care?


You can try but we all know you're fascinated by me.

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#17

ever been caught pulling your pud?
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#18

Anhil8tor Wrote:ever been caught pulling your pud?

Nope.

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#19

Paddy Wrote:Can I have your crackers?


Not until we settle on a new name for them.

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#20

If you were going to be held down and ass raped by a gay Haitian man and the only way you could avoid it was to butt fuck an angry male midget, would you do it? and why?
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