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NinjaBassist - 09-20-2007
Well after many undefeated seasons I finally got caught poundin the penguin in public. Let me set the mood. I was at work it was hot and muggy as fuck out and I was walkin through the warehouse when out of no where Private Jimmy stood up and I couldnt leave him unsatisfied. At that point I decided to jump on a forklift and go to my favorite spot to get the job done. Well little did I know a couple of the gals from coorparte were taking there lunch jog and saw me. Luckily I smoothed talked them out of going to HR about the whole thing which saved my ass for about a half hour till word spread and I found myself up there anyway. Got a nice little suspension without pay but it was summer so all was well.
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leeman - 09-20-2007
Rack!!!
Where ya been dawg???
Kinda missed the trailor stories...
Possums still buggin ya??
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BIRD33 - 09-20-2007
Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.
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Sunny - 09-20-2007
BIRD33 Wrote:Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.
You sure ask a lot of questions for a straight guy
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BIRD33 - 09-20-2007
Sunny Wrote:You sure ask a lot of questions for a straight guy
Please don't assume I won't ravage a guys asshole.
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Sunny - 09-20-2007
BIRD33 Wrote:Please don't assume I won't ravage a guys asshole.
I won't make that mistake again :lool:
Masturbation in public - ntype - 09-20-2007
BIRD33 Wrote:Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.
calm down sassy