[NinjaBassist]

Well after many undefeated seasons I finally got caught poundin the penguin in public. Let me set the mood. I was at work it was hot and muggy as fuck out and I was walkin through the warehouse when out of no where Private Jimmy stood up and I couldnt leave him unsatisfied. At that point I decided to jump on a forklift and go to my favorite spot to get the job done. Well little did I know a couple of the gals from coorparte were taking there lunch jog and saw me. Luckily I smoothed talked them out of going to HR about the whole thing which saved my ass for about a half hour till word spread and I found myself up there anyway. Got a nice little suspension without pay but it was summer so all was well.

[leeman]

Rack!!!


Where ya been dawg???


Kinda missed the trailor stories...

Possums still buggin ya??

[BIRD33]

Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.

[Sunny]

Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.

You sure ask a lot of questions for a straight guy

[BIRD33]

You sure ask a lot of questions for a straight guy

Please don't assume I won't ravage a guys asshole.

[Sunny]

Please don't assume I won't ravage a guys asshole.

I won't make that mistake again :lool:

[ntype]

Wow.Thats fucking hilarious.Did they actually see you stroking it?I love the fact you take a forklift to your favorite spot to jerkoff.Did you have a magazine with you or were you just jerking it to a deer in the woods?If I got caught I would have quit without going to hr.

calm down sassy