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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Anhil8tor,

If I was a really stupid kid, I would hope you were in my class in school so that I wasn't teased as much.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Michman,

If I was gay, I would put a lump of coal in your butt and pound it into a diamond.


I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - BIRD33 - 02-29-2008

Dear Flumper,

If I was a trucker, I'd feign a heart attack and wait for you to tounge kiss me back to life.

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Bird33,

If I was a bookie, I would send you a holiday turkey every week to get your business.


I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Minorthreat,

If I was a pair of tight underwear and was gay, I would hope that you bought me in the store.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Stoney,

If I was a super delux two headed sterling silver dildo that was ribbed for your pleasure, I would hope you would masturbate yourself to death with me.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Clarissa,

If I was a guy with herpes of the eye, I would do you in the butt and call you a dirty little whore.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - BIRD33 - 02-29-2008

Dear Snarg,

If I was your local Funeral Parlor owner, I'd come by weekly for measurments.

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Clay,

If I was a world record sized turd, I would like to be in your colon.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - minorthreat - 02-29-2008

Dear Flumper,

If I was your butthole, I'd beg for mercy for the weekend.

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-29-2008

Dear Minorthreat,

If I was a gay cowboy and you were on my cattle drive, I would want to bathe you down in the crick.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - WoolyGoat - 02-29-2008

Dear Banana,

If I were a hockey puck, I would lodge myself in your vagina and never ever leave.

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If I was...... - BIRD33 - 02-29-2008

Dear Flumper,

If I was Dr. Kevorkian, I'd take one look at this thread and warm up my suicide machine for you

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-01-2008

Dear BIRD33,

If I was an astronaut and you and me were in the space station together, I would wipe my dick on your mouthpiece before you went on a space walk.

I love you.

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-01-2008

Dear Pepsi,

If I was you, I'd post something.

I love you,

Flumper

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-01-2008

Dear Insanetrain,

If I was this thread two years ago, I would be 5 pages by now. I love you

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If I was...... - BIRD33 - 03-01-2008

Dear Flumper,

If I was your mother, I'd tell you to stop blaming others for your failures.

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If I was...... - WoolyGoat - 03-01-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Dear Flumper,

If I was your mother, I'd tell you to stop blaming others for your failures.

Dear Paddy,

If I was your mother, I'd tell you to stop blaming others for your failures.

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If I was...... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-01-2008

Dear BIRD33,

If I was some guy in a bar that you stopped to have a few beers in, I'd kick the ever living shit out of you. I love you.

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If I was...... - BIRD33 - 03-01-2008

Dear Flumper,

If I was lost and stumbled into your gay bar, I'd kick you in the back of the head so you choked on the dick you were sucking.

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