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Dear Anhil8tor,
If I was a really stupid kid, I would hope you were in my class in school so that I wasn't teased as much.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Michman,
If I was gay, I would put a lump of coal in your butt and pound it into a diamond.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Flumper,
If I was a trucker, I'd feign a heart attack and wait for you to tounge kiss me back to life.
See You In Toledo
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Dear Bird33,
If I was a bookie, I would send you a holiday turkey every week to get your business.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Minorthreat,
If I was a pair of tight underwear and was gay, I would hope that you bought me in the store.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Stoney,
If I was a super delux two headed sterling silver dildo that was ribbed for your pleasure, I would hope you would masturbate yourself to death with me.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Clarissa,
If I was a guy with herpes of the eye, I would do you in the butt and call you a dirty little whore.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Snarg,
If I was your local Funeral Parlor owner, I'd come by weekly for measurments.
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Dear Clay,
If I was a world record sized turd, I would like to be in your colon.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Flumper,
If I was your butthole, I'd beg for mercy for the weekend.
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Dear Minorthreat,
If I was a gay cowboy and you were on my cattle drive, I would want to bathe you down in the crick.
I love you,
Flumper
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Dear Banana,
If I were a hockey puck, I would lodge myself in your vagina and never ever leave.
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Dear Flumper,
If I was Dr. Kevorkian, I'd take one look at this thread and warm up my suicide machine for you
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Dear BIRD33,
If I was an astronaut and you and me were in the space station together, I would wipe my dick on your mouthpiece before you went on a space walk.
I love you.
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Dear Pepsi,
If I was you, I'd post something.
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Flumper
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Dear Insanetrain,
If I was this thread two years ago, I would be 5 pages by now. I love you
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Dear Flumper,
If I was your mother, I'd tell you to stop blaming others for your failures.
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Dear BIRD33,
If I was some guy in a bar that you stopped to have a few beers in, I'd kick the ever living shit out of you. I love you.
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Dear Flumper,
If I was lost and stumbled into your gay bar, I'd kick you in the back of the head so you choked on the dick you were sucking.
See You In Toledo
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