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Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-09-2008

Those commie bastards damn sure know how to put on a show.

I wish I could find a youtube clip of that grid of boxes they had that were moving up and down like pistons. Fucking incredible.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-09-2008

You have to watch this. All of it.

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Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - WoolyGoat - 08-11-2008

that printing press thing was definitely amazing.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

How did they have the funds to pay 15,000 people to participate?Oh thats right its slave labor.

I watched it and was impressed as well.

The american victory in the swimming relay thing last night was pretty exciting.

I masturbated to beach volleyball.

I could win a medal at badmitton(sp) if I spent a month practicing.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-11-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:The american victory in the swimming relay thing last night was pretty exciting.

No doubt about it. I can't believe that American in the last leg caught the French dude. He was nearly a full body length behind at the last turn. 8/100ths of a second. I don't even think you can snap your fingers that fast.

And the best part, was the French guy in the last leg was the one talking the smack leading up to the olympics.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - leeman - 08-11-2008

It was impressive enough ....

Too bad the actual lightening of the flame was lill lame .....


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

leeman Wrote:It was impressive enough ....

Too bad the actual lightening of the flame was lill lame .....


Not when you consider the fat from the bodies of political prisoners was used as the fuel to light it.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:No doubt about it. I can't believe that American in the last leg caught the French dude. He was nearly a full body length behind at the last turn. 8/100ths of a second. I don't even think you can snap your fingers that fast.

And the best part, was the French guy in the last leg was the one talking the smack leading up to the olympics.

The French guy was like 6'5" and he lets the american guy outreach him for the win at the wall?I'd call him gay if I wasnt already convinced all male swimmers are homos.

I laughed at the chinese girl who flipped off those uneven bars and then creid.If my dreams can't come true by callousing up my hands while wearing spandex then neither should yours, sweetheart.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-11-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:The French guy was like 6'5" and he lets the american guy outreach him for the win at the wall?I'd call him gay if I wasnt already convinced all male swimmers are homos.

I laughed at the chinese girl who flipped off those uneven bars and then creid.If my dreams can't come true by callousing up my hands while wearing spandex then neither should yours, sweetheart.

Either that French guy was seriously spent going into that last 50 m, or the American had a jet pack up his ass. I have never ever seen anyone in the anchor leg of an olympic sprint make up that much ground that fast. The fucking answers had already handed the French the gold with 25 m left.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

Athlete Bio's
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/index.html


Top 5 Athletes I'd do(put my penis inside of) in order- 5 to 1

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=52139/bio/index.html

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=102/bio/index.html

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=64362/bio/index.html


http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=53689/bio/index.html

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=621/bio/index.html

I challenge someone to come up with hotter chicks than me.Believe me when I say I spent serious time looking into this.



Best Bio photo
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=1642/bio/index.html






Most likely to be the 12th hijacker
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=63176/bio/index.html


Most likely to be an alien
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=371/bio/index.html

Be proud of Stubby Clapp, Canada
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=1266/bio/index.html


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-11-2008

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Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

I considered her but left her out.I'm sorry but she's getting a little old looking.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Banana - 08-11-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:I considered her but left her out.I'm sorry but she's getting a little old looking.

Yup, Bird likes the 17 year olds.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

Banana Wrote:Yup, Bird likes the 17 year olds.

Yea I'm the odd guy.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Anhil8tor - 08-11-2008

can I get a medal count for sweeden?


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Banana - 08-11-2008

Anhil8tor Wrote:can I get a medal count for sweeden?

How's about a dictionary?


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-11-2008

Anhil8tor Wrote:can I get a medal count for sweeden?

I believe they won many german medals for laying down in WWII.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Anhil8tor - 08-12-2008

Here are two

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=1535/bio/index.html
Not a good picture... google her.. you'll see what I mean

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=36/bio/index.html
[Image: victoria-pendleton.jpg]


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-12-2008

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^^^ Watch that one too, if you missed the Opening Ceremony.


Beijing Opening Ceremony...Holy Shit! - BIRD33 - 08-12-2008

I noticed something last night and maybe some of you picked up on this as well...I don't know how to say it but it seemed to me that maybe most of the US's mens gymnastic team might be homosexuals.Is this just some type of coincidence?