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Dear Captain_________ - Vitamin E - 04-13-2009
I can't tell you how happy I am that you survived the piracy deal.
Our nation hasn't had a wonderful seaward crisis since that little fukk Elian Gonzalez and his inner tube learned the hard lesson on Gulf Streams.
Too bad you didn't get shot, you'd have made a great martyr for the "I love boating where I shouldn't" movement.
Peace Out, Gilligan.
Vitamin E
P.S. All this piracy talk has Lars Ulrich's panties in a knot.
Dear Captain_________ - Jimmy - 04-13-2009
That Obama is gonna open up a whole can of worms. Another quagmire. What a warmonger.
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-13-2009
Don't worry Canada.We'll handle this world event just for a change of pace.
Dear Captain_________ - Jimmy - 04-13-2009
http://www.calgaryherald.com/News/Canadian+warship+thwarts+pirates+again/1489503/story.html
Quote:For the second time in a week, a Canadian warship has helped fend off a potential attack from pirates off the coast of Somalia.
We prevent killings. Not like war and death happy Obama.
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-13-2009
To bad Nato had to tell you what to do.We'll handle it ourselves, thanks.
Do you see any other pirates taking americans anytime soon after we killed those fuckers?I don't.You guys will pay the ransom.
Dear Captain_________ - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-13-2009
I would love to know what the price tag was to get that captain back.
I wonder what the pirates would get if everyone just ignored them.
What a friggin waste.
Dear Captain_________ - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-13-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:To bad Nato had to tell you what to do.We'll handle it ourselves, thanks.
Do you see any other pirates taking americans anytime soon after we killed those fuckers?I don't.You guys will pay the ransom.
Careful now, you are beginning to sound like a bad ass. Remember that you are against that kind of talk.
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-13-2009
I'm all for fucking with people who fuck with us first.Its not like we just decided to shoot these pirates because we had intelligence reports saying they were thinking about hijacking a boat.
Dear Captain_________ - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-14-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm all for fucking with people who fuck with us first.Its not like we just decided to shoot these pirates because we had intelligence reports saying they were thinking about hijacking a boat.
We should have sent a couple of more destroyers to that life raft they were on.
I heard the surviving pirate was 14 years old.
How many US war ships did we have there?
Dear Captain_________ - Vitamin E - 04-14-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm all for fucking with people who fuck with us first.Its not like we just decided to shoot these pirates because we had intelligence reports saying they were thinking about hijacking a boat.
Bird, this is not is a Pirates - Phillies rivaly thread.....yet
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-14-2009
Vitamin E Wrote:Bird, this is not is a Pirates - Phillies rivaly thread.....yet
If any pirates pop up on lakes I'll be interested in your take.
Dear Captain_________ - Vitamin E - 04-14-2009
A few years back some fukkwit broke into my fish house and stole a bunch of crap. I was not amused. However, no hostages were taken.
Dear Captain_________ - WoolyGoat - 04-14-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:To bad Nato had to tell you what to do.We'll handle it ourselves, thanks.good call
Do you see any other pirates taking americans anytime soon after we killed those fuckers?I don't.You guys will pay the ransom.
Undeterred Somali pirates hijack 4 more ships
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-14-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:good call
Undeterred Somali pirates hijack 4 more ships
I was unaware we annexed Lebanon as a state in the union.Read what I wrote again.
Dear Captain_________ - WoolyGoat - 04-14-2009
"Pirates have vowed to retaliate for the killing of their colleagues."
they seem really deterred!
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-14-2009
I guess you think the pirates are one big corporation with a unified mission?When they take a ship with an american flag on it let me know.
Dear Captain_________ - WoolyGoat - 04-14-2009
if they find one they want to take, they'll try to take it.
Dear Captain_________ - BIRD33 - 04-14-2009
So far the only american ship pirates have taken resulted in 3 of the 4 pirates with a hole in their head and one probably getting sent to jail.How is that an attractive idea?
They won't fuck with us again since we are the only one who hasnt paid their ransoms.
Dear Captain_________ - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-14-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I guess you think the pirates are one big corporation with a unified mission?When they take a ship with an american flag on it let me know.
Quote:Somali Pirates Mission Statement (as per update at 2008 board meeting):
The Somali Pirates, a broad-based collaborative community initiative, assists low income Somali men and their families to help them improve their financial standing and achieve economic self-sufficiency through empowerment skills, access to affordable housing, child development drugs, mind altering substances, health care, support services and meaningful employment. The Somali Pirates are intended to promote positive self-esteem and clarify their values on which to build a successful life on the proceeds from others.
It will be the objective of the Somali Pirates to take property of enormous value and any accompanying personnel and then trade that property for monetary wealth while threatening the lives of the captives. While it is not the mission of the Somali Pirates to actually inflict any harm on these hostages, if the monetary exchange is not successfully completed, those hostages shall be terminated immediately.
The Somali Pirates will not discriminate by race, creed, color, nationality, sovereignty, or political or religious values.
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Dear Captain_________ - PinesChic - 04-15-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I guess you think the pirates are one big corporation with a unified mission?When they take a ship with an american flag on it let me know.
ftr. The Maersk Alabama IS an American Flagged vessel.