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Late night zingers... - Anhil8tor - 03-31-2010

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to Life will be appropriate. (Jay Leno)

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Jay Leno)

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O'Brien)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! (Jimmy Fallon)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (David Letterman)

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Late night zingers... - WoolyGoat - 03-31-2010

careful gator, you're probably being a racist again?

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Late night zingers... - BIRD33 - 03-31-2010

If only Mccain and Palin won.Then we'd be in great shape.

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Late night zingers... - BIRD33 - 04-01-2010

This guy and 8 went to high school together.

[video=youtube;zNZczIgVXjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg&feature=player_embedded#[/video]

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Late night zingers... - Anhil8tor - 04-02-2010

He looks older than me.

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