03-31-2010, 05:17 PM
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to Life will be appropriate. (Jay Leno)
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Jay Leno)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O'Brien)
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! (Jimmy Fallon)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (David Letterman)
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Jay Leno)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O'Brien)
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! (Jimmy Fallon)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (David Letterman)
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