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I need Ex Lax really bad - sakfat - 06-22-2004

I havent shat in 4 days. Talk amongst yourselves


I need Ex Lax really bad - Beaucephus - 06-22-2004

Try sticking your finger up there and swooshing it around some. I heard that worked really well. Yeah, that's right, I heard that somewhere.


I need Ex Lax really bad - VitaminE - 06-22-2004

I heard a colon cleanse is helpful...


I need Ex Lax really bad - Devious - 06-22-2004

Maybe he should take his fist out of his ass first.


I need Ex Lax really bad - Banana - 06-22-2004

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Jun 22 2004, 09:36 PM
I heard a colon cleanse is helpful...
Doesn't milk work for you too?


I need Ex Lax really bad - Hambone - 06-23-2004

well if you take what ever is in your butt out you might be able to dump it! just sayin


I need Ex Lax really bad - leeman - 06-23-2004

Try a magnum 45. Against the forhead.


I need Ex Lax really bad - Undeadcannibal - 06-23-2004

YOu could use a plunger, once I had a bad clog, had to get out the snake.


I need Ex Lax really bad - mutation - 06-23-2004

Try chugging a gallon of prune juice. That might help. :blink:


I need Ex Lax really bad - Undeadcannibal - 06-23-2004

you could shoot a bunch of air up your ass, and fire the shit out your throat?


I need Ex Lax really bad - APB - 06-23-2004

Sounds like a personal issue :p


I need Ex Lax really bad - Banana - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Jun 23 2004, 02:02 AM
Sounds like a personal issue  :p
Absolutely nothing seems too personal for this place.


I need Ex Lax really bad - APB - 06-23-2004

I agree, if someone isn't having shitting problems they are having issues with their balls. It is never ending..lol


I need Ex Lax really bad - mutation - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana+Jun 22 2004, 09:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(iamabanana @ Jun 22 2004, 09:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-APB@Jun 23 2004, 02:02 AM
Sounds like a personal issue&nbsp; :p
Absolutely nothing seems too personal for this place. [/b][/quote]
I've got a hemorrhoid that's the size of a grapefruit. :unsure:


I need Ex Lax really bad - Banana - 06-23-2004

Know how you get hemorrhoids?


I need Ex Lax really bad - mutation - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana@Jun 22 2004, 09:14 PM
Know how you get hemorrhoids?
There are several ways. Which way are you talking about? <_<


I need Ex Lax really bad - Banana - 06-23-2004

:> No one in particular.


I need Ex Lax really bad - Undeadcannibal - 06-23-2004

I got hemmerhoid from having sex with knives.


I need Ex Lax really bad - mutation - 06-23-2004

:disappointedbigeye: Good


I need Ex Lax really bad - Banana - 06-23-2004

Ok, I definitely need a beer now. You guys are cracking me up!