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I need Ex Lax really bad
#1

I havent shat in 4 days. Talk amongst yourselves
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#2

Try sticking your finger up there and swooshing it around some. I heard that worked really well. Yeah, that's right, I heard that somewhere.
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#3

I heard a colon cleanse is helpful...
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#4

Maybe he should take his fist out of his ass first.

:fuckYou:
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#5

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Jun 22 2004, 09:36 PM
I heard a colon cleanse is helpful...
Doesn't milk work for you too?
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#6

well if you take what ever is in your butt out you might be able to dump it! just sayin

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#7

Try a magnum 45. Against the forhead.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#8

YOu could use a plunger, once I had a bad clog, had to get out the snake.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#9

Try chugging a gallon of prune juice. That might help. :blink:
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#10

you could shoot a bunch of air up your ass, and fire the shit out your throat?

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#11

Sounds like a personal issue :p

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#12

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Jun 23 2004, 02:02 AM
Sounds like a personal issue  :p
Absolutely nothing seems too personal for this place.
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#13

I agree, if someone isn't having shitting problems they are having issues with their balls. It is never ending..lol

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#14

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana+Jun 22 2004, 09:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(iamabanana @ Jun 22 2004, 09:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-APB@Jun 23 2004, 02:02 AM
Sounds like a personal issue&nbsp; :p
Absolutely nothing seems too personal for this place. [/b][/quote]
I've got a hemorrhoid that's the size of a grapefruit. :unsure:
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#15

Know how you get hemorrhoids?
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#16

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana@Jun 22 2004, 09:14 PM
Know how you get hemorrhoids?
There are several ways. Which way are you talking about? <_<
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#17

:> No one in particular.
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#18

I got hemmerhoid from having sex with knives.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#19

:disappointedbigeye: Good
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#20

Ok, I definitely need a beer now. You guys are cracking me up!
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