I havent shat in 4 days. Talk amongst yourselves
Try sticking your finger up there and swooshing it around some. I heard that worked really well. Yeah, that's right, I heard that somewhere.
I heard a colon cleanse is helpful...
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Maybe he should take his fist out of his ass first.
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well if you take what ever is in your butt out you might be able to dump it! just sayin
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Try a magnum 45. Against the forhead.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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YOu could use a plunger, once I had a bad clog, had to get out the snake.
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Try chugging a gallon of prune juice. That might help. :blink:
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you could shoot a bunch of air up your ass, and fire the shit out your throat?
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Sounds like a personal issue :p
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I agree, if someone isn't having shitting problems they are having issues with their balls. It is never ending..lol
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Know how you get hemorrhoids?
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I got hemmerhoid from having sex with knives.
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:disappointedbigeye: Good
Ok, I definitely need a beer now. You guys are cracking me up!