Entertain Me - Printable Version

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Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-22-2004

This board sucks today. Entertain me now. Tell a joke, do a dance, sing me a fuckin' song--something, just make sure it's funny. Thanks.

Entertain Me - CodeWarrior - 06-22-2004

You're not fem, so I don't care if you are bored. :p

Entertain Me - ClayRock - 06-22-2004

Here is a story Tom...

I went to the restroom this morning to take a shat and there was no toilet paper so i used my hand.

That is all, hope that entertained you!!! Kisses!!! :lol:

Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-22-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Alienware@Jun 22 2004, 09:51 PM
You're not fem, so I don't care if you are bored. :p

Then fuck off, loser.

Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-22-2004

Quote:Originally posted by ClayRock@Jun 22 2004, 09:54 PM
Here is a story Tom...

I went to the restroom this morning to take a shat and there was no toilet paper so i used my hand.

That is all, hope that entertained you!!! Kisses!!! :lol:

No, your story sucks. I want a sotry of epic proportions, like one from SaladTosser or Lovelynoi. (the Lovelynoi troll). Do some research and get back to me. Thanks.

Entertain Me - ClayRock - 06-22-2004

Got ya chief...OUT!!! :|

Entertain Me - fem - 06-22-2004

Yeah Tom, quit trying to be like me. :p

Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fem@Jun 22 2004, 09:58 PM
Yeah Tom, quit trying to be like me. :p

^^^Not entertaining.

Entertain Me - asshat - 06-23-2004

Is this mostly like a chat room?

Entertain Me - Banana - 06-23-2004

Tough room....
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?" The man says "I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer and you're going to blow chunks." You don't understand said the man, "Chunks is my dog."

A blind man was walking his dog, all of the sudden the dog starts pissing on his foot, so he pets the dog on the head. A man sitting on a nearby bench asks "Why did you pet your dog on the head if he just pissed all over you?" The Blind man replied "Im trying to find out where his head is so I can kick him in the ass."

I know.....not entertaining.

Entertain Me - sakfat - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by army1@Jun 22 2004, 10:11 PM
Is this mostly like a chat room?

Only better

Entertain Me - TyrionXavier - 06-23-2004

Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.

The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel. The coach can't bear to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian.

"How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match.

"I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies, "So I bit them as hard as I could."

"It worked!" the coach exclaims.

"No," says the wrestler. "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles are being bitten."

Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TyrionXavier@Jun 22 2004, 10:32 PM
Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.

The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel.  The coach can't bear to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian.

"How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match.

"I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies, "So I bit them as hard as I could."

"It worked!" the coach exclaims.

"No," says the wrestler.  "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles are being bitten."

I read Maxim too. Please try again.

Entertain Me - leeman - 06-23-2004

Entertain .... hmmmm

I will give Bdic's home phone number to Noi ........
And install a web cam in bOTHS home to see their faces as she calls him and say that she's pregnant with his child....

Entertain Me - TyrionXavier - 06-23-2004

*tries again*

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Entertain Me - bdic - 06-23-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Jun 22 2004, 04:33 PM
Entertain .... hmmmm

I will give Bdic's home phone number to Noi ........
And install a web cam in bOTHS home to see their faces as she calls him and say that she's pregnant with his child....

Entertain Me - Hambone - 06-23-2004

Bite Me, have fun!

Entertain Me - Beaucephus - 06-23-2004

Here maybe these guys will keep you occupied for awhile then. B)

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Entertain Me - leeman - 06-23-2004

Are you entertained yet?????

Entertain Me - TomFoolery - 06-23-2004

No, not really.