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This board sucks today. Entertain me now. Tell a joke, do a dance, sing me a fuckin' song--something, just make sure it's funny. Thanks.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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You're not fem, so I don't care if you are bored. :p
Here is a story Tom...
I went to the restroom this morning to take a shat and there was no toilet paper so i used my hand.
That is all, hope that entertained you!!! Kisses!!! :lol:
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Yeah Tom, quit trying to be like me. :p
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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Is this mostly like a chat room?
Tough room....
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?" The man says "I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer and you're going to blow chunks." You don't understand said the man, "Chunks is my dog."
A blind man was walking his dog, all of the sudden the dog starts pissing on his foot, so he pets the dog on the head. A man sitting on a nearby bench asks "Why did you pet your dog on the head if he just pissed all over you?" The Blind man replied "Im trying to find out where his head is so I can kick him in the ass."
I know.....not entertaining.
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Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.
The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel. The coach can't bear to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian.
"How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match.
"I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies, "So I bit them as hard as I could."
"It worked!" the coach exclaims.
"No," says the wrestler. "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles are being bitten."
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Entertain .... hmmmm
I will give Bdic's home phone number to Noi ........
And install a web cam in bOTHS home to see their faces as she calls him and say that she's pregnant with his child....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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*tries again*
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Are you entertained yet?????
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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