[Devious]

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”

[mikeee]

:lol: good one

[Velvet]

They use this one ?

[Devious]

:lmao: :lmf: :lmf: Did you take that out of your nightstand ?

[War]

that jelly can be used in sooooo many ways.

[Velvet]

:o No it was from your night out with peewee :p :lmao:

[Devious]

Originally posted by velvet@Mar 20 2004, 04:38 PM
:o No it was from your night out with peewee :p :lmao:

:| That was suppose to be between you and I velvet

[Velvet]

Oh no .. Im simply overcome with remorse for telling . I wont do it again ..unless your not here :lol:

[Devious]

Ok as long as I'm not here... It's better when you talk behind my back





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