[cLaY]

i've got one full of Dr. pepper sitting on my desk. i took a push pin and poked a hole in the bottom to form a spout. i've been drinking it like that all day.

[VitaminE]

RACK you for turning a McD's coke into a habitrail bottle.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'll bet all of the penises and hearts you colored at your desk today got wet from the condensation around the bottom of the cup.