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The puppy is driving me mad with her chewing. I have to watch every pair of shoes, every flip flop, she wants my Ugg Boots BAD.
Now the little turd can leap up onto the bed or a table and get stuff she couldn't like two days ago. Papers and blankets and books, EVERYTHING is unsafe.
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
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give her a bone or chew toy, duh?
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
You should take advantage of this and smear some peanut butter on your snatch and let it go it town.
Blueeyedwoman
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cLaY Wrote:give her a bone or chew toy, duh?
Duh, she has toys in every room. Squeezy toys, toys that squeak, chewy bones and stuffed animal toys. Toys shaped like shoes, mice and bears.
She plays with them all. And she still wants everything else.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Duh, she has toys in every room. Squeezy toys, toys that squeak, chewy bones and stuffed animal toys. Toys shaped like shoes, mice and bears.
She plays with them all. And she still wants everything else.
She starts chewing on something she's not supposed to, take it from her and smack her in the nose with it. If she doesn't start "getting it" box up the dog and send it to pepsi, she'll eat that little fucker.
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teething. they hurt. keep her away from the antiques.
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Yeah, she's chewing crap, but Lucy loves me. You're all jealous buttcheeks.
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You're lucky your dog's the size of a hamster.
Son, I am Disappoint.
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Grudgingly I will admit she is quite small. But she is funny as fuck. Unlike a lot of posters here.
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Fucking isn't supposed to be funny??????
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Because they can't use knife and fork.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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it sounds like jdub is offerin his services there bew.
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A dog that chews? You must have some rare breed. :roll:
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