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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails?
#1

Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:

[Image: 46340781A.jpeg]

Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

[COLOR="Blue"]favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks [/COLOR]

Where is eypty?
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#2

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:

[Image: 46340781A.jpeg]

Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks


Where is eypty?

You should take to her to "open pole" night at the Eager Beaver.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#4

You should tell her you love her syrup.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#5

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.


The idea that keeps on giving.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#6

TomFoolery Wrote:That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.
You have to pay money to do that shit.
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#7

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You have to pay money to do that shit.
Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined
Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.
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#9

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.
Shut the fuck up and pay for a month, you shithead. Do it for the good of the board.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

what's up with all your tissues tom ?
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#11

holy crap.. thats funny.. im gonna start one.. and post what i get here..

Minorthreat wishes
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#12

nevermind.

Minorthreat wishes
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#13

ntype Wrote:what's up with all your tissues tom ?

It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:
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#14

PurpleHaze Wrote:It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:

kekekeke
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#15

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You have to pay money to do that shit.

I'm worth it.
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#16

Flumper's Match.com Nubian Princess Wrote:I'm worf it.
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suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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