05-01-2004, 08:04 PM
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog - Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
There better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica: 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog - Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
There better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica: 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
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