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Newspaper ad's
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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog - Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
There better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica: 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.

I speak in tongues.[/size]
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#2

"part sneaky neighbours dog"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#3

last one cracked me up greg :lol: :lol:

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#4

:lmao: they are great ones Greg
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#5

Quote:FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog


Had one of them... MOSTLY stupid dog... around for over 10 years... the daughter who's being deployed to Iraq still defend her(the dog....)......


... pray for HER(the daughter)!!!!! :|








The nice thing is... she came 'home' on leave before going to Iraq...we will see her in a little while... Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin .. she went to Atlantic City with her friends...




You see the glow in Royersford, Pennsylvania, can't you???? Bet you need goggles... don't you!!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin




Kids are great!!!!
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