[spunky]

Could I get a real bottle please? I'm an alcoholic not a Barbie doll.

nicholas cage?

[bam]

nicholas cage?

Afraid not. Mr. Woodcock- Amy Poehler's character (Maggie, I think)

[bam]

Here's a Bam original...

Have a good night and peace out bitches.

[leeman]

She's who's wife ....???





Last nights error .....

[WoolyGoat]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water and BAM (Obvious why I like this one, right?). A fucking bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya- would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

rack that movie

[WoolyGoat]

"I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

[bam]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

[WoolyGoat]

correct

[bam]

Yeah, I'm kind of full of useless knowledge (primarily movies and music).

[Blondie]

right turn clyde...

This speaks volumes.

[spunky]

This speaks volumes.

i have valiums, you should try few...

[Blondie]

i have valiums, you should try few...

This doesn't surprise me even a little.

[spunky]

This doesn't surprise me even a little.

my meds weren't doctor ordered, if your epic ride and those rims wouldn't have cost ya so much, you could afford some too, but then maybe your hubbie will buy ya some to keep ya off the internet so much...

[trapezoidish]

Booby traps? Didn't you see the boobies?

[spunky]

Booby traps? Didn't you see the boobies?

is this a trap? cause none of us have seen those hack driving boobies...