[halfasleep]

Shocking-Joke

and click on "- Practical Joke made on a buddy."

A little work, but worth it, I think!

[halfasleep]

Here's another from the same site....


"Ma'am you say you've got a short in your fuse box...???

[unleashed]

I saw that one on TV and laughed my ass off! That is sooo funny!

[Hambone]

We had a 2500 KvA transformer drop due to a snake across phase to phase

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by Hambone@May 14 2004, 01:07 PM
We had a 2500 KvA transformer drop due to a snake across phase to phase

Bar-beee-cue!!!! :p

[Hambone]

not much left of him

[halfasleep]

I can imagine.... we had an installer (stupidly) working on some equipment while it was live... he 'glanced' his hand across a contact... and his thumb nearly exploded (imploded?)... lots of blood... lucky for him people were around to help!!


Nothing to screw around with.

[Hambone]

But I would rather be hit with 480 AC than 24 DC

[Velvet]

abit odd putting this in now i guess but that was very funny :lmao: .. thanks half

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by velvet@May 15 2004, 05:21 AM
abit odd putting this in now i guess but that was very funny :lmao: .. thanks half

No, Velvet, that time I wasn't joking... high voltage, AC or DC Ham, is nothing to screw around with. What happened to that installer was a site that needed to seen to be believe and I won't ever forget. :|



NOW.. this IS a joke and a true story.


A antenna installer was out working on a Boradcast tower at several thousand feet up. Somewhere along the line he didn't tie his tether line to the tower and a gust of wind blew him off. He fell that great distance, hitting the ground, breaking both legs and I think his back, too! He was still alive, surprisingly!

His partner on the tower made a call and they got him to a hospital. Since the guy was still concious, though in a great deal of pain, the nurse started asking routine questions. When she asked "Are you allergic to anything?" he lifted his head, looked at the nurse and said "Gravity!"

Supposedly he brought the emergency room to a complete stop for a moment!!

[Hambone]

Half I know I work with both and I still think 480 is better than 24. 480 will knock you off hopefully, but 24 will keep you on due to amps!

[Velvet]

Originally posted by halfasleep+May 16 2004, 02:30 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(halfasleep @ May 16 2004, 02:30 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-velvet@May 15 2004, 05:21 AM
abit odd putting this in now i guess but that was very funny :lmao: .. thanks half

No, Velvet, that time I wasn't joking... high voltage, AC or DC Ham, is nothing to screw around with. What happened to that installer was a site that needed to seen to be believe and I won't ever forget. :|



NOW.. this IS a joke and a true story.


A antenna installer was out working on a Boradcast tower at several thousand feet up. Somewhere along the line he didn't tie his tether line to the tower and a gust of wind blew him off. He fell that great distance, hitting the ground, breaking both legs and I think his back, too! He was still alive, surprisingly!

His partner on the tower made a call and they got him to a hospital. Since the guy was still concious, though in a great deal of pain, the nurse started asking routine questions. When she asked "Are you allergic to anything?" he lifted his head, looked at the nurse and said "Gravity!"

Supposedly he brought the emergency room to a complete stop for a moment!! [/b][/quote]
Hun I was meaning the first joke where the guy pretended to be getting shocked to see what his friend would do .
The true stuff is very horrible but the one at the end is a very funny one