[leucetios]

And they always seem to happen when the wife is out of town. Last night the phone rings at 3AM. I let the machine get it, and all I can hear is this guy mumbling. I go outside and replay the message. In a quiet pissed off voice guys says

"Hey.....
<pause>
It's me, Colin....
<long pause>
I can't believe you took Chris from me. That's fucking gay.
<pause>
Fuck you.
<click>"

WTF?!?! If you are COLIN and someone took CHRIS from you, then yes. IT IS GAY :S

[CodeWarrior]

Have you not considered the posibility of a female named Kristen who prefers to be called "Kris?"

[leucetios]

This one is more disturbing. A couple of years ago the wife was in Tennessee. Phone rings in the middle of the night and I answer it.

A woman asks for Room (I forget exactly so I will make up the room number) 201.

Me: You have the wrong number.

Her: Just put me through to Room 201.

Me: This isn't a hotel. You have the wrong number.

Her: (getting more upset) Why won't you just put me through to Room 201?

Me: Because this isn't a hotel. You dialed the wrong number.

Her: Why are you doing this? I just want Room 201.

<man's voice in background>

Then she says : He won't put me through to the room.

I hear the guy say: Gimme that.

And the phone is disconnected.

I shrugged. Hung up and lay back down then went FUCK!??! And ever since I've wondered if the woman needed help and I was just too tired and stupid to pick up on it

[leucetios]

Originally posted by CodeWarrior@Sep 16 2004, 08:27 AM
Have you not considered the posibility of a female named Kristen who prefers to be called "Kris?"

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That never occured to me :S Good call. Makes the conversation a little less gay

[Bill]

if it was me I would have handled it something like this....

me: "Hello.....
<pause>
phone: It's me, Colin....
<long pause>
me: ya, I know your callin, that's why I answered the damn phone, it was ringing, now who the fuck is this and what the hell do you want.
<pause>
Phone: no it's me colin...
<pause>
Me: no shit? fuck off.
<click>"

[leucetios]

can we still nominate?

[Bill]

I thought someone out there might appriciate that...

[VitaminE]

I'd hit redial and say the exact same shit back to him.

[leucetios]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Sep 16 2004, 08:54 AM
I'd hit redial and say the exact same shit back to him.

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Even at 3AM this occured to me. But his number was blocked so I couldn't

[MarkyGman]

I was called yesterday from a place that wanted to survey me. I asked what they were doing the survey on. (I had the time if it was something good).

The guy replies "Well Sir , the survey is more or less about Cheese"

after laughing for a while i hung up.

[Bill]

any of you guys ever answer the phone and instead of saying hello ask for someone? you know like <pick up phone>"yo, tyrone be there"?

[leucetios]

No. But I have called friends, talked to them for a minute then asked why they were calling. Then insisited they called me.

[MarkyGman]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 16 2004, 02:52 PM
No. But I have called friends, talked to them for a minute then asked why they were calling.&nbsp; Then insisited they called me.

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had that happen just the other day to me.

[leucetios]

:>

[Goody2Shoe's Shoe]

Leo, please don't call me it kicks me of the net.

[leucetios]

shoe fly, don't bother me